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I gotta glass toilet I’m seein’ shit clearly now 💯

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This looks like a movie where they are guarding the last man with hair in the world

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Spicy mustard is just mustard to a guy like me.

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Curly fries are just fries to a guy like me.

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Crazy string is just string to a guy like me.

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Twisted pretzels are just pretzels to a guy like me.

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Buffalo Wild Wings are just wings to a guy like me.

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Dinner reservations are so embarrassing like hi I’m here for my s’ghetti appointment

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I must be a kitchen countertop the way you bitches take me for granite

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

FE!N in the Taco Bell drive thru waiting on that good good S!CKO M0DE in the bathroom 2 hours later #worthit

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Shit I think I took too much Benadryl

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Trumps gonna bang Dougie today

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Fartin my ass off dummy style

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If the unibrow is split — you must acquit!

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Dream PokéSquad: 6 dewgongs and 6 pack of Busch lite

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When I’m asked what I would like on my hotdog:

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🤔🤔🤔

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Skibidi toilet at target

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

>working out in the poo room >guy walks in > is this the pee room? Bro look around you

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The genie when he gives me a fourth wish out of pity and I order a fourth Costco Chicken Bake

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The things I would do for a Pepsi one can with half built C-3PO on the can…

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Got an X-Ray today and the results are in: I got that mf’n dawg in me

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Carbon based lifeforms when carbon cringe lifeforms walk in

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

Bro whatttt 😳😳😳

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

Real

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

They call me 5G the way my bands got width 💵💵💵

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

Moral of The Nightmare Before Christmas: stay in your f*cking lane

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