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The most obnoxious sentence in the English language: "this is a completely full flight."

Or maybe, and hear me out here, it's cause the show was awful. That Bond medley made up of people who couldn't match-pitch made me turn off the TV.

So, uh, I love James Bond, but this Oscars tribute is unwatchable.

I seem to remember us fighting a war to rid ourselves of a king.

Herman Melville's "Moby Dick" has perhaps the most memorable opening line in all of Western literature: "I hope you motherfuckers like reading about whales"

De Blasio: ‘Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find A Mayor That Doesn’t Suck Shit, Huh?’

WORLD CHAMPS 🏆 More coverage: www.inquirer.com/eagles/live/...

HONESTLY waiting for @tombrady.bsky.social on @foxsports.com.web.brid.gy to say "Patrick Mahomes can still pull this out if only Mike Pence has the courage." Fire these bums. #superbowl

The most obnoxious sentence in the English language: "this is a completely full flight."

Every country on Earth should put a 500% tariff on Tesla vehicles.

I'm sure it's not, they're trying to engineer an excuse to close their retail stores and force the Republicans to be ok with mail-order prescription services because the pharma monopolies can charge the same for the drugs without having to pay for a store. Wait.

Blaming Democrats for the wildfires in LA is like blaming trans people for everything. Both are bullshit.

Congestion Pricing as Zodiac Signs, a 🧵

Yes, I fell for the "Got your nose" trick, but that shouldn't distract us from the real issue of nose theft in our society

This guy for President. (The barista, not the career criminal.)

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens theonion.com/no-way-to-pr...

San Francisco police found Open AI whistleblower Suchir Balaji, 26, dead in his Lower Haight apartment Nov. 26, SiliconValley.com reported on Friday. Police said there is “no evidence of foul play.” #sfnews sfstandard.com/2024/12/13/k...

In case anybody was wondering why everybody hates San Francisco, it's these people:

It's that time of year! 🚫🧀4️⃣🐁🐁

Salesperson: and as you can see, the jacket has this wonderful red lining Me, an urban planner, eyes narrowing: it has WHAT

We don't need more remakes of old movies. We need more MUPPETS remakes of old movies.

So a reminder: It’s not ‘liberals’ saying Hegseth abuses women. It’s his mom. It’s not ‘liberals’ comparing Trump to Hitler. It’s his vice-president. It’s not ‘liberals’ calling Musk a liar and a racist. It’s his own child. For the record.

is a hot priest a hymn-bo?

James Bond movies never show the part where the supervillain collects government subsidies to build his death tech.

The LAX horseshoe has got to be one of the top 10 most Los Angeles places in Los Angeles. It has everything: incredible human diversity, inexplicably terrible traffic, The Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf, palm trees, kind of garbage bus service, the world. 12/10.

This month marks the final, definitive closure of the Garland Shirt Factory. If you're interested in American manufacturing, I want tell you its story. 🧵

tfw when ur website isn’t 159 years old

As a relatively recent transplant to the Bay Area, one thing that I find particularly vexing is that the roads here are still cartoonishly bad, despite the fact that there is no weather here. The Northeast and Midwest have an excuse, what's your excuse, center of global innovation?

Wicked was INCREDIBLE. That's all, that's the skeet.

ppl in SF driving like this today

Mike Johnson: Keep women safe by barring trans women from the ladies rooms. Also Mike Johnson: ABSOLUTELY do not release a report that credibly accuses a former House member and AG nominee of having sex with children. Fuck ALL the way off.

with LGBT+ you get to be gay without any of the ads