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I still feel guilty from the time someone close to me mixed Vaseline and Coca-Cola and all I did was just watch.

Movin' to the country, gonna drink a lot of hose water

One key to understanding our intellectual and political moment is that there are a lot of people who think the trick to being smart is to credulously accept whatever the *second* thing they hear on a subject may be

I would also like to finally read a piece by an autistic person on what it has to be like to hear "I would rather have my child die of measles then be like you" every time this comes up.

once again I have to invoke the specter of Ronald Wilson Reagan, who is in Hell now. under Reagan, the term "government spending" was effectively demonized. fuck you, Reaganite ghouls! spending money, on its people and their needs, is the function of government! public works are good! say so!

Just heard from a reliable source* that Fred Krueger's puttin' on the Ritz. Stay safe out there. *The Fat Boys

Art the Clown always seems overly pleased with himself. Someone needs to take him down a peg. Make him the subject of a Comedy Central Roast or something.

This isn't Charles Nelson Reilly?!

There's a Cheeto in the White House. It's honestly pretty inspiring if you're a snack food.

this is fun, we can keep back tracking. maybe voters would’ve taken dems more seriously if they’d seen trump perp walked in jan 21! if biden hadn’t said he’d be okay if trump won so long as he knew he tried his best!

Love the "He Gets Us" ads. Jesus being sold to us, taking his rightful place between Doritos and Budweiser.

"There's bacon ones?!" Eugene Levy must be a Chive guy

Watched F/X and F/X 2 on Tubi. Liked both but preferred the second. Dumb sequels are the best sequels.

If you ever want to cheer yourself up, just remember the fifth rawest moment in comics, in which someone got cooked.

I keep going back to not even barring him from running again, that was the bare minimum, the floor not the celling, and the people in power couldn't even bring themselves to do that. Figuring he'd slink away quietly (since when?!)

A few weeks into 2025 and I'm still writing 2024 on my chex (I sign and date each individual piece of cereal, just in case)

I have no idea who Donald Trump is and, at this point, I'm too embarrassed to ask.

Next year is the year I get into the cinematic works of Edgar Bergen. I've been considering it every year but this time I'm committing to it.

*Bernie would have won voice* DeSantis would have lost

Looking for a Christmas movie with multiple verticals. Any suggestions?