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Discount wine for a discount season

Gotta get to a Caps game soon it would seem!

I’m the consultant that sports broadcasters all hired to tell them that people love the city’s abbreviation big and ugly in the score bug.

Chanting “REACHER REACHER REACHER” 20 minutes into the first episode of season 3

The music budget for this season of love is blind is insane.

start telling a knock knock joke to bluesky users and they go, one sec someone's at the door

Posted this one in September of 2018

More of an antivocative gesture guy, myself

So this is what I spent all week working on. There are two former University of Minnesota baseball players on this season of Love Is Blind. I went through every one of their box scores that I could find and examined how they played and how they did against future major leaguers

"Mom said you have to let me play"

I liked the Yankees facial hair policy because I think anyone who plays for the Yankees should look like a dork.

how many controversial salutes are there. i can only think of the one but admittedly i'm not a salute scholar

The Pope is dead! That’s what you’d hear if the Pope didn’t have a peaceful night’s rest. But the truth is… Pope Francis, born in Argentina and the first Jesuit Pope in the history of the Church, is dead! Dead tired of eating breakfast in his hospital bed when a comfortable armchair is available.

Been in multiple arguments with great people over how much this dude sucks, v excited to victory lap those

20 Feb 2025

BOND: This TYMZOB watch is a quality, affordable timepiece that goes with any outfit. Q: Be careful, 007 - that watch contains a highly volatile lithium battery with a payload that could take out a city block! BOND: You’ve truly outdone yourself, Q. Q: I did not and would not touch that thing.

Oh yes, Homer’s famous “Tes Thdpssssps.” 👍🏻

The next Bond movie will be titled "Time to Die Mister Bond, Handcrafted Artisanal Film Movie for Men – Perfecf Christmas Gift and Funny Realistic Spy Gag, Harmless Entertainment Prank for Kids and Adults, Realistic Vanilla Scent 7.9 Ounce Motion Picture (Pack of 1)"

Tomorrow Never Dies but Jonathan Pryce is the protagonist and Bond helps him

Prints of all 52 games are up in the shop. I wanted to make these available since I know people have certain favorites. They are fulfilled through Printful on museum-quality matte paper & unsigned. Thanks for the support this season! The positive feedback’s been fuel to keep going! 💜💛 Link in bio

I know a lot of people aren’t on Twitter so I’ll share the link here… Andy Isaac — WorldOfIsaac on social media, Detroit sports maniac, creator of Faturday — is entering hospice care after a long fight with cancer. Andy is my friend. I love him very much and I am very sad. x.com/WorldofIsaac...

Got this bundled with the alien autopsy VHS on Day 1 at Best Buy. Hell of a value

Read? The Atlantic?? Ha ha, no.

Mac McClung dunks 2 balls including one off a guy spinning on a hoverboard

Damn, RIP Biff Wiff

Three year old Lucy Bannon was standing along Broad Street with her grandma, Tracy, when Saquon Barkley walked by. He saw their sign, picked Lucy up, and took photos for about 20 seconds. “I couldn’t believe it was happening,” said her father, Charlie www.inquirer.com/eagles/saquo...

Saquon Barkley is the MVP of the Eagles parade today….bro recognized their ball boy on Broad Street and picked him up over the barrier to join them in the parade

Have fun today everyone!!

the ironghazi map once again proven correct

If YouTube TV doesn’t have the tournament, it’s donezo