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who cares if aliens invade earth. what are they gonna do, ruin it

we should probably teach kids to code more just to demystify this shit. like it’s not easy, but it’s very learnable. letting people think Being Good At Computer makes you a genius polymath has been such a disaster.

A sad truth we all need to accept is that Smashing Pumpkins were clearly the best of the big-name 90s alt rock groups

sorry to all the fans but big macs are just too annoying to eat. everything's sliding all over the damn place, and for what? that all important third bun?? be serious

Viz crossword kicking my arse today

Thinking about Liz Truss's necklace again

I've built a machine that can be Confidently Wrong. It can also make pictures that all look a bit the same, as well as make a video of you kissing any celebrity or person you know. In payment, I'd like to boil the world's oceans dry, & steal all literature. For some reason, my head is not on a spike

This popped up on my Youtube this morning, never heard of "Pearl & the Oysters" before but I'm so in, instantly booked tickets to see them in June www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dr9-...

Rising Conservative Star Just Guy Wearing Nazi Armband And Crying theonion.com/rising-...

disrespectful that people are spreading this image around of the president looking at his own penis while urinating

JJ72 will perform at Trump’s inauguration

Good morning

Good work, Google!

My door is always open if you want to stop by and fix my door

where does the new york times even find these people

the description // the product // the reviews

Watching Conclave and posting every time they say the word "conclave"

People who laugh at a Tesla exploding are showing their ignorance of automotive engineering. This is a normal part of the development process, and the data gathered from the explosion will help Tesla to one day build a car that doesn’t explode

Watching Traitors. Elen... Hello

I've made another crossword! There's a cryptic and a quick version, both with the same answers, some of which have relevance to Only Connect. A PDF version of the cryptic and quick can be found here: danielpeake.com/blog1/my-puz... I'll publish the solution tomorrow. Enjoy! #OnlyConnect

Waymo is peak American innovation. With way less money they could have built a reliable public transport network, but instead someone was like "what if we could find a way for empty vehicles to contribute to traffic too? There's no reason we can't have more cars on the road than there are drivers"

Incredible GB News still. Flawless

your true love gave you eight maids a milking? cool. just one question. what the fuck are you talking about

I know it's hard, I have the know-it-all pick-me kid inside me too, but an essential skill for enjoying life is just letting someone else be wrong. Online, in real life, they can just be incorrect. You don't have to say anything! You're not the fact-checker of life!

What the shit Connections Puzzle #550 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪

Watching Wolf Hall

I can't explain it but watching Richard Osman's House of Games always makes me feel like I'm waiting in a doctor's surgery reception

@chriswade.bsky.social I can't express how much I loved the "Intense Humming Of Evil" needle drop in the new thing

did you see the stuff online. it’s crazy

*brain waking up* oh god please not again I can’t keep existing in this reality *brain 20 minutes later* I’ve invented a fish breakfast cereal called Carp’n Crunch

i'm sorry but evilly twisting the tips of your handlebar mustache is absolutely unhinged behavior. you are one hundred percent up to no good and everyone knows it