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I’ll say it - the hockey world is going to be in mourning once Brad Marchand is retired, you’ll all see

The Flames really just got a better return for Andrei Kuzmenko than we just got for JT fkn Miller lmao man I am so done

Sure am glad they chose Miller over Horvat just to trade Miller for table scraps a year later

Is there anyone on the Internet right now cringier than Logan Chitwood or Logan Cringewood as I like to call him

Things that make me go “hell yah”

Everything I’ve learnt about Emilia Perez has been against my will

people are losing their right to exist but at least groceries are more expensive

Meryl Streep did WHAT.

I wish the Guardian was like this. I wish everything was like this.

Best part about being on BlueSky is that nobody I know irl is on here following me so there are literally no consequences at all to me sad posting on here

i don't care if the creation of the latter holiday predates the former, calling valentine's day V-day is stealing end of world war 2 valor

John Fetterman’s a disgrace to the oaf community. He does not represent America’s lumbering buffoons, ham-fisted galoots, or men whose heavy footsteps are soundtracked by a tuba.

This Kansas City Chiefs run

Friendly reminder that there's a SEGA arcade racer about driving an Ambulance that also lets you play as two people pulling a stretcher at 100 MPH

The Martyrdom of Saint James, by Francisco de Zurbarán, 1640

Just hit me why AOC is so good and brilliant at being the adult in the room with all the trashy losers making terrible choices around her. She used to be a bartender.

Josh Allen on 4th and short

Can’t believe it’s been over 7 years since Lil Peep passed away already. His library is absolutely stacked for someone whose life was cut extremely short at just 21. An undeniably generational talent.

Watching #Bills and #Chiefs like

A benevolent and merciful god would never let this happen

There's a good chance that fourth-and-1 officiating call was the ballgame.

DooDoo Shit-Poopster

Okay but this is a really cool shot

I'd stupidly assumed that after decades of Hollywood movies we'd all learned to pick up on evil vibes immediately They are really not hiding the ball here

Saquon getting QB late hit calls he really might be the MVP

Never been skydiving but it must feel something like what Saquon experiences when he has the ball and sees grass in front of him

Back in my day people would like and share your posts out of the kindness of their hearts. You didn’t have to give a tuggy every single time.

Things that make dudes go “hell yah”

10 minutes into Dynasty Warriors Origins. GOTY

Something to keep in mind while we're giving Christopher Daniels his flowers: He's worked for more "major" promotions that existed while he was active than probably any other wrestler of the modern era. WWF, WCW, ECW, WWA, ROH, TNA, AEW, WWC, IWAPR, NJPW, AJPW, NOAH, ZERO1, W-1, IGF...any others?

So Quinn Hughes is fun

We just think he's neat #AEW

It’s going to be 17 years this time it’s time for some of y’all to stop talking about The Dark Knight

We are just not worthy of it. #Canucks #GoCanucksGo #NHL

The Friday news dumps are going to be absolutely insane again.

Nathan MacKinnon called the Mikko Rantanen trade “shocking.” “I never thought in a million years he would leave. So yeah, it just sucks.”

God are sports a nice distraction from Real Shit

Sometimes you'll see something wild at a WWE house show.

New #StarWars comic confirms that Darth Vader went back to Tatooine and killed Watto

Happy 55th Birthday to Matthew Lillard 🎂

As a Canadian who lives somewhere with strong winter conditions I actually would not recommend running on ice

We need to bring back the evil eye and spitting on the ground in front of people we don’t approve of.