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jimmyjr.bsky.social
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“But the eggs were just so expensive.”

the most difficult thing for tech nerds to internalize is that endless customization scares the shit out of most people and they would like whatever it is to Just Work hell, I am a tech nerd and most of the time that’s all I want too

optimist: cup is half full pessimist: cup is half empy IT: Have you tried turning it off and back on again?

optimist: cup is half full pessimist: cup is half empty office coffee machine: there is no cup

I feel like this was the greatest celebrity post of all time because you initially want to make fun of it because we’re all irony poisoned jerks but the sheer scale of human compassion overwhelms it and you end up going yes Vincent I also want to help a pig see the stars for the first time

Fuck Elon Musk.

Just this minute realized it's Friday, and this fucking week is over. Take a deep breath, y'all. We fucking made it.

unfortunately evergreen

Y’all, I truly do love you. But “Harris did [insert hobbyhorse here] wrong” is a truly unhinged reaction to what just happened. This country voluntarily elected a fascist.

I guess deep down I thought we were still better than this and I was wrong. Sorry if you took false hope from that.

I thought we were smarter than this. I really did.

incel is in fact an unsexable slur against the unfuckable

this is a baddie checkpoint. repost with a pic where you were a certified baddie. I mean, the shirt kinda throws it off, but it's the closest I get.

Waffles seems to be taking to his new apartment quite nicely.

Damn, this hits me where I live.

I absolutely operate under this principle. I have 4 basic, simple moral positions that almost everything else I believe branches out from. Things that shouldn't even be a bit controversial, but if we can't agree on them, then any discussion is going nowhere and I'm unlikely to take you seriously.

And Mondays are an office day for me Yaaaaaaaay

OK, you got me this time, and it's only 3:30p here so I can't even run out and take a quick pic. Closest I have :)

@jillbles.bsky.social I feel like you and I could probably sit in a corner and grump about this effect for hours at a time.

SEIZE JOY FROM THE JAWS OF PAIN. DO YOU HAVE MEDICINE YOU NEED TO TAKE?