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I'm easily distracted with bread. 🥳🥳🥳🥳 aspirational birdwatcher, professional day-dreamer. atheist in the literal sense of the word. neurospicy af. petty chaos goblin. 🤫 please no DM's 🤗
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I work at a grocery store in a more affluent area and a lady straight up said she just eats less and she wasn't joking. I haven't been checking, but are they still doing that "try cereal for dinner" shit? Because cereal's expensive now too. 😖

I grilled a double cheeseburger for lunch. I love cheeseburger 😋.

I have a lot of things I want to say to no one in particular so I'm gonna keep on doing that here. Thank you for your patience. 😊

I think my favorite accent has to be the Black Houston accent. Just have them narrate all the audiobooks!

It's the squinting into the sun that makes this. 😆

This new Offset and JID is good. 😊

Everything's stupid

Carl's Jr really said, "You don't have $6 for a burger? You broke bitch." They walked so 5 Guys could run trains on folk. Okay I'm done now.

You know what? If you think about it, Carl's Jr fucked everything up with the introduction of the $6 Burger.

No, but seriously. How are Chris Brown and Trey Songz still free?

My brother is lucky I love him, cuz $42 for a record is too high a price for me for records. I do use my records for a different purpose, though.

Instead of saying "It looks like a bomb went off in here" or something to that effect, I will instead say. "It looks like the police were trying to keep this place safe." I'm work shopping it.