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I'm easily distracted with bread. 🥳🥳🥳🥳 aspirational birdwatcher, professional day-dreamer. atheist in the literal sense of the word. neurospicy af. petty chaos goblin. 🤫 please no DM's 🤗
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So I didn't think I'd ever say the Nobel Prize is a fucking joke, yet here we are.

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I dropped something and my catlike reflexes kicked in and I caught it. I also punched myself in the balls. The government let me drive a car.

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I found out why people are mad at Sabrina Carpenter and I gotta say: aren't these people embarrassed that she's kinda proving their point.

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I really went to sleep before the sun did. 🫠

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"Well come on then, BOOKBAG!" lives rent free in my mind.

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God damn. 😬 Well. I love Stacey.

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If I had a time machine, I would just go to everywhere except Europe and warn them. Yes, especially the penguins.

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That's about the feeling I would get when I was making music. I can't describe the feeling I get when I find a song that speaks to my soul. It's like a warm hug.

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I fucking hate Hakeem Jeffries. He need to fuck off somewhere and do nothing quietly.

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Ahh I remember the days they used to call us gang members. I mean, they still do, but they used to too.

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I work at a grocery store in a more affluent area and a lady straight up said she just eats less and she wasn't joking. I haven't been checking, but are they still doing that "try cereal for dinner" shit? Because cereal's expensive now too. 😖

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I grilled a double cheeseburger for lunch. I love cheeseburger 😋.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

I have a lot of things I want to say to no one in particular so I'm gonna keep on doing that here. Thank you for your patience. 😊

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I think my favorite accent has to be the Black Houston accent. Just have them narrate all the audiobooks!

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