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Parody account (the fact that this may not be obvious says a lot about where we are). Sectional predator. One impending 25th amendment from the presidency. I break character a lot.

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My Mighty Bosstones? Mighty.

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WILL DEBASE MYSELF FOR ATTENTION

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There are reports of a crypto scam which is falsely using the name of Trump family members to help it spread. Please be vigilant and make sure the crypto scam you're getting suckered into is actually run by the Trump family and not an imposter. www.msn.com/en-us/money/...

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First Jeffrey Toobin and now this. What's going on at CNN these days?

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You wouldn't dismantle the agency that protects consumers for corporate abuse and scams unless you wanted your rich buddies to be able to abuse and scam consumers.

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If a U.S. Representative says congress has no role but to allow an elected President to slash any budget he wishes too, then I know a job that is apparently completely unnecessary that costs the U.S. $174K a year. Perhaps that's an obvious place to save some money. Times 435.

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I can't believe Trump convinced Kendrick to have Drake perform with him during the halftime show. Such a unifier.

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Can we just start calling the Cybertruck the Overcompensation Wagon?

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I thought he was against unnecessary military action in other countries? Some days I feel like I don't know who this guy is at all, and that's coming from someone who's had intercourse with his office furniture more than once.

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As the election certification nears, I'm a bit nervous that VP Harris will find the statements made by virtually every republican politician and realize it's within her authority to refuse to certify the election.

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Steve Bannon called Elon Musk, a “toddler”

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Just a reminder, if you see any MAGA types on Twitter/X bashing Elon Musk, make sure you report their post as harassment.

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Your regular reminder that "sex with a minor" is not a thing, the word you're looking for is rape.

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I know he's my boss, but what a fragile, pathetic piece of shit this guy is. And that's coming from someone who's tasted one of his dingle berries. www.cnn.com/2024/12/17/m...

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The worm turns...on us.

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A real man would have made this kick. Looks like Butker's place is in the kitchen.

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Ugh FINE I'll show up to work "sober" to lead the department of defense. YES without "sexually assaulting" everyone, christ anything else?

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You have to admit the pure business genius of taking something someone else has already created, making a shitty version, putting your name on it, and selling it for $10K. www.yahoo.com/news/trump-g...

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