jizzydavenport.bsky.social
Parody account (the fact that this may not be obvious says a lot about where we are). Sectional predator. One impending 25th amendment from the presidency. I break character a lot.
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Trump has never met a sexual abuser he doesn't admire.
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Yeah, but he still gives his supporters validation for their horrible beliefs about anyone who isn't like them. They'll happily go bankrupt to be able to have that.
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Now there's a federal employee I can't wait for Musk to fire.
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We've moved past "I never thought the leopards would eat my face" to "Can someone please redirect the leopards to the faces of people I don't like?"
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This was so well-stated and it's so refreshing to see a statement that appears to show evidence of a backbone, that I immediately suspected it wasn't real and checked the ABA website. Glad to see I was wrong.
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There needs to be more of this. Republicans wanted a gun fight, it's about time Democrats show up with more than thoughts and prayers.
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I just replied with almost this same comment before seeing yours. You're so smart.
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It's like when people say "they're wasting money studying genetics on fruit flies!" Like it's a gotcha, just because they're too dense to understand how scientific research works.
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JD show know this we'll, as his kids are half-Indian. And half-couch.
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But, hear me out. What if you're running both as a means for your own personal profit?
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Finally, I can get my prescription for the One-a-Day rocks I'm supposed to be eating.
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Next they're going to try to stop us from sitting on the toilet Saved By The Bell style.
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So many Republicans are legally barred from being within 500 feet of children, I'm not even sure who they'd send.
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Regardless of whether her $29 million net worth is *actually* true, Republicans really, really *want* it to be true. And really, that's all that matters.
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Phew. Glad I haven't yet.
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If I'm on the toilet, I'm firing off bangers one after the other. Doesn't even matter if I have my phone with me.
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You forgot to mention the dolphin porn and the furniture-related indiscretions.
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It's about more than simple math. The part you're overlooking is that Republicans are happy to end up paying more if it means our money doesn't go to helping poor people.
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You should hear about the time the Bob's Discount Furniture manager walked in on my orgy.
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You're so sexy when you're all worked up
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Why is CNN giving airtime to the guy who slipped an abortive medication to a pregnant woman to see what he thinks about someone's reported abuse of women?
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Ivy league level cuckery.
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I saw this on TikTok and it made me chuckle, but I have a dark sense of humor
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The man is nice enough to treat me like I treat cheap yard sale furniture, because he knows that's what I like.
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Scams are often designed to be fairly obvious to most people. Scammers don't like to waste their time on people who will come to their senses; they set a low bar to weed those people out and find the most gullible.