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I invented a new phone to help save time in the morning

I feel like Marge and Bobo are awfully quiet these days

For real! 😣

Costing us $$$

FACT: Each human has a different scent. My spouse's was a warm, musky one. Do you remember what your spouses' was when you first met?

That’s because there weren’t any.

Moskowitz: When President Zelenskyy came to the White House, we heard a lot about what he was wearing. Oh my God, the precious Oval Office—he didn’t wear a suit! I mean, here’s a picture of Kid Rock in the Oval Office—he looks like he’s about to jump over 10 buses on the White House lawn.

2019 is calling and saying, hey, why didn’t you listen

MAGA be like "he has a plan, he's playing chess not checkers" and the whole time he's literally just playing golf.

We have a winner…🏆

WOOWWW,,, the support on here has been incredible,!! Y’all made me tear up just reading some of the replies. 🙏🏾🫶🏾

Let’s all wish the incomparable Eric Braeden @ericbraedenyr.bsky.social a Very Happy, Healthy 84th Birthday!🥳. Eric, have a wonderful day with your many friends & beautiful family. May all your birthday wishes come true. May I get to wish you many happy birthdays for many years to come!!!🎂🎉❤️

Truth

Cory Booker. Wow! To do this whilst talking about things that matter - incredible stamina and passion. Anyone who isn't impressed is dead inside and beyond help.

Cory Booker should read project 2025 while fillabusting

FOLKS: I've been told that Florida Dems and Wisconsin Dems DESPERATELY need volunteers to help phone back! I'm placing the links for BOTH below. Can you please repost this like crazy to help get the word out? Please and thank you! 🙏💪

Zelensky was the only man in the room. Narcissistic man-babies are not ADULTS.

Did they discontinue Trump’s old bronzer? Because he’s looking like a jalapeño Cheeto lately.

You could have picked a random booth at Cracker Barrel and come up with a better group of leaders.

Why aren’t you wearing a suit? Have you said “Thank you” to Greenland and Denmark for allowing you to have a base on Greenland?

You know the drill. Don’t fall for it. Stay focused.

Democrats are too nice. Get angry, and get moving

AOC = Anti Oligarchs Club

Great question! Too early to tell. But in 2 yrs we will be hearing more

I’m tired of all the moral cowardice. And now I’ve never been angrier about it.

Tell everyone in Wisconsin

From today, and every day that traitorous rapist sack of shit is corrupting our country, I will post #TrumpWillNeverBeMyPresident

Share if you agree. 🇨🇦 🇲🇽

IT’S WORKING!!!! KEEP SHOWING UP, MAKING YOUR VOICES HEARD!!!

Whine Kampf. #StateOfTheUnion

Let this sink in.

He didn't wear a suit, but he received a pardon and was treated better than Zelenskyy was.