jkeller5.bsky.social
Here for the South Florida sports, some pop culture references, and a healthy splash of immaturity.
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Ken Jennings: I’m sorry, we were looking for D’Aaron Fox. D’Aaron Fox.
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They can get to E11even by 3:30am if they hustle
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Did you think you had a math test for which you didn’t study?
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And James Johnson!
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Here’s my rationalization. We need MAGAs. In our great melting pot, everyone serves a purpose. The problem is it used to be they were just dumb guys who made us laugh. If you have a gator in your pool, they’re your best friend. Problem is that now they’re not just the class idiot. They’re in charge.
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If only there was a Treaty in place that was effectively controlling Iran’s nuclear growth/capabilities. Oh well, what can you do? Just bomb the fuckers instead.
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I loved Bill Clinton when he was President. But he couldn’t get his VP or wife, both of whom were eminently qualified, elected against morons.
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*Goose
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Trump was President for 16% of those 25 years.
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#DraisaitlBetter?
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Where is it? I can’t find it.
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Big celebration this weekend. Lots of Jaws nerds nerding out
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Scheider was sitting in front of those cabanas when the camera zoomed in on him seeing the shark
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In Amity as we speak
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There’s a better, more perfect one. Makes movies about sharks and dinosaurs and aliens seem kind of stupid.
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The Dolphins will do this to their HC during the 2025 bye week. What is Fire?
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I only like the Jeopardy episodes with sports questions, and the contestants go 0-5
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Like there’s even going to BE a 2028
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Who were the Atlanta Flames?
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Trade him in 2028 to a team that might win the Cup?
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Philadelphia Eagles
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How about 2? Two seems fine.
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Rob “Pre” Natal
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Remember when we had Gary Sheffield?
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Tuesday: SAM FUCKING REINHART
FRIDAY: DANE FUCKING MYERS
Life comes at you fast
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Utah’s gonna get a good one
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Me, @lanemit.bsky.social , @marchochman.bsky.social @ticketwizard.bsky.social and the boys after that skeet.
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And for the refs/league loving us and hating our opponents.
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Secretary: Good morning Mr gth. You have a call from a Jesper Boqvist’s agent on line 1.
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I’m talking to all your bleeding heart liberal dipshit friends who hate Jews so much their agreeing now with Tucker Carlson. Just to be clear.
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Yes, but how is that relevant?
Oh, the store! That’s what I was talking about. 😇
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The Internet: Challenge Accepted
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Disagree. The first 2 games were flukes. Panthers were the better team, and at the end they were hanging on for dear life. I thought Tampa was the toughest opponent