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Ridiculous pic from the sanctuary, and I promise this isn't AI lol. This little girl, Bebe, is the one who had been shaved down last time due to mats. We were giving her treats, and I got some cute pics of her! But I also got this one. 😆 I love her and hope she forgives me.

Pulling out all my best moves to distract you from that thing I did

Scroll respite.

Sung to the tune of That's Amore: When white smoke hits the sky... And they pick a new guy... Pizzaballa

sometimes I tell Adonis how popular he is and how much everyone online loves him and he looks at me like this

Doctor Who theories that I don't think are true but it would be very funny if they were: a group of three people sat in a row watching the Doctor for their own entertainment. Gods of Ragnarok cameo last ep??

Every time I see a person trending there is a part of me that immediately defaults to "Oh so they're the new Pope," and the world becomes a very weird place

Am I… Egg boy…?

it's hot today so he's following me around the apartment and then throwing himself on the floor dramatically

Nose.... nose, nose! Nose? Nose.

Doctor Who verdict: I feel like RTD wrote part of that exclusively to poke Moffat huh

Discworld QOTD, from The Truth “WHO KNOWS WHAT EVIL LURKS IN THE HEART OF MEN? The Death of Rats looked up from the feast of the potato. SQUEAK, he said. Death waved a hand dismissively. WELL, YES, OBVIOUSLY ME, he said. I JUST WONDERED IF THERE WAS ANYONE ELSE.”

Relative social media newbie takes: it is. exhausting when you don't just getting depressing world news once, but a dozen times in a row. Did not realise just how easily a timeline of cats can turn into a depressing spiral.

Over-Dramatic Dog died from lack of attention

The amount of times I have messaged someone 'bs' unprompted because I was trying to open this site and failed to change windows is frankly embarrassing

this tail will participate in not even a bit of nonsense. Sandal has his tail under control. this is a responsibility we all have, but so few respect it.

I think society peaked when we realised we could just put random objects on cats

DONNIE NO

Blep! :3

“Hush now, be still. Soon you shall be one of us.”

Doctor Who verdict: okay that was just fun ^^ Like Belinda so far, companions that drive the plot as much as the Doctor are always good. Fun vibe.

don't call him a "biscuit maker." yes, he is making biscuits. but these biscuits are art. he is an artist. this is a biscuit CHEF

Dear person who lost their university ID outside my door. You are too young I refuse to believe you're at uni nice try but you're not fooling me.

Y'know it is refreshing to see Supreme Court trending and it actually being kinda good news for once

they finally did it. they invented a machine that can't run doom.

Self-publishing downsides: there is an inverse relationship between how much I like a story and how much I like the cover for it that I'm capable of making

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

Ariel is in her Tiny Tent for #CoworkerWednesday #CatsOfBluesky 🐾

I'm a l'il concerned about how most of my novel ideas consist of "Here's a weird city."

Glamour model Joe, working his angles

Hitting the desk early this morning 😹

i miss the early internet. people were like “you gotta see this dude. this cat sure is long.” and they were right. it was really long. it never shoulda gotten any more complicated than that.

I'm innocent! :3

gonna be sporting and give tim a five minute head start

Houmins. .. waht tha hek ?

Writing weird fantasy downsides: it's very hard to do some of the writing challenges on bluesky. (I am trying to build confidence to actually chime in but not there yet hi). "What would their favourite cake be?" idk they don't eat and if you tried to explain food to them they would find it funny

EXLENT SCRITCHES

I feel like the Strange New Worlds writers had a bit too much fun with one of the episodes in that trailer and I fully support them