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jmalikauthor.bsky.social

Adventurer, swordsman, bestselling author, & minor-league rock hero. Retired gunslinger for the Illuminati at @USSOCOM.bsky.social | novelist at SFWA & Codex | SFC, USA, Ret. | Rep: Hershman Rights, NY | www.josephmalik.com. STONELANDS coming Summer 2025.

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What a good girl.

submitted 1 hour ago • 0 comments

Holy shit, that hurt. Oof.

submitted 7 hours ago • 6 comments

She's half Boxer and half French Mastiff. Unfortunately, she inherited the Dogue de Bordeaux joints along with the Boxer love of exercise. She would have turned 9 next month but her joints are made out of chalk and cookie dough. She just can't do it anymore.

submitted 10 hours ago • 7 comments

What a good girl. She collapsed about an hour ago. We're taking her in this evening to help her over the Finish line.

submitted 11 hours ago • 4 comments

I'm only releasing STONELANDS in paper and ink, and eventually audiobook. The narrator I want is booked out until October.

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

JD Vance's Bluesky account was auto-blocked by a MAGA list. I fucking love this site.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

This is a vital message: one of the larger reasons BlueSky is refreshingly free of alt-right shitlords is because in the early days we made a gentleperson’s agreement to starve these fuckos out and it worked. No likes, no quotes, no engagement. They got bored and left. Please keep the Old Ways.

submitted 1 day ago • 836 comments

Put on the news right in time to catch someone call Iran an Arab country and that's enough TV for today

submitted 1 day ago • 20 comments

Oddly enough this whole rich person land grab has me thinking about Robin Hood. One of the big issues when the myth starts was kings owning forests with special punishments for hunting “the kings game” or “cutting the kings forest.” Bit more complex, but anyway. We have a royalty problem methinks.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

We need to get Elon to buy Goodreads.

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

I cannot express this enough: If and when the tide turns away from fascism, you cannot mistake a ceasefire for peace. They never, ever want peace. You must persecute those responsible to the ends of the earth. You must make future generations fear a repeat of their fate.

submitted 1 day ago • 43 comments

This administration read the definition of egalitarian and went, “Got it! Let’s make sure we hurt brown kids, Black kids, poor kids, the kids of undocumented folks, trans kids, disabled kids, and neurodivergent kids equally. Fuck education, good programs, science, books, librarians, and decency.”

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

Just could not pass by the dude selling his self-pubbed life/prison memoir outside Safeway. I don't care if it's the worst book I've ever read, that takes guts.

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

Who's gonna tell her?

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Dereliction of duty. Primary them all into the ether.

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We let this shit slide, they're going to come for all of us.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

yeah if an unmarked brown F150 pulled up on me and four dudes in plainclothes with rifles and face coverings jumped out I would 2000% assume I was being kidnapped to Culiacán and respond accordingly.

submitted 2 days ago • 335 comments

terrible man with a face like a damp strawberry pancake makes himself useful for once

submitted 2 days ago • 8 comments

Holy ass we're all gonna die.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Me: Installs a new PDF reader Me: Opens PDF in the new reader PDF Reader "Co-pilot": Would you like to chat with your PDF? Use our chatb-- Me: Closes the PDF Me: Uninstalls the PDF reader

submitted 3 days ago • 7 comments

ICE just arrested Brad Lander, the NYC Comptroller and one of the leading candidates for Mayor, without grounds. He was conducting routine immigration court work, escorting individuals from hearings. He asked ICE for their warrant - well within his legal rights. This is political intimidation.

submitted 2 days ago • 1168 comments

#writersky #authorsky

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I am eight weeks out from nuking all my social media. After 01 Sept I'll be in my garden smoking weed if anyone needs me. I was just fine without this stress for 50 years, I'll be just fine now.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments