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People on reddit do not understand the movie Titanic…

enjoying some post-cock lentils

Sucking dick at cell block btw…

I miss emily thee nietzsche…

Need buttigieg to call him a pussy sooooo bad

Working on my d&d setting…

Incidentally sperm is no longer canon

Him calling his proposed tariff rates “a ridiculously high number” that he then “brings down” is really undermining his negotiating hand lol

Love getting stoned and reading by my little bedside candle but i fear one day ill fall asleep with it lit

Youtube ad just said “in this game you will make strategic decisions that impact gameplay” okay thats just part of the definition of a game…

Is that there aren’t infinite tops to give them to!

hmmm all the interviews i am getting are in san francisco

Go OFF petty queen

It is truly crazy the extent to which trumpism is a cultic project... there really is nothing new under the sun

Bad news: this look works for me

theres something lowkey soooo yummy and delicious about a lentil...

diva hat alert...

oh wow....

Whenever I hear about Rahm, it's him being trotted out for a political job. Whenever I hear about Lori Lightfoot, it's because she's spotted like Bigfoot throughout unusual places in Chicago.

mono red mouse is such a menace in pioneer rn...

enjoying a nice tall glass of ice-cold 2% milk

went mentat mode today (had too much weed and couldn't stop my mind from thinking in circles)

Wait whats going on with bonus round?

THC bevvie too strong and had to leave the function to nap :-/

Patti LuPone is a generational hater. We are so lucky to have her.

Me and who

Can't think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare

City boys make do

What does one wear to a corn-themed party?

Who's Eli 5 and why are people always asking him questions on reddit?

Gay sex is so cool. I wish the grindr app was functional