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"should canada become the 51st state? we had a civil debate with people on both sides of the aisle instead of doing what we should have done, which is flipping the aisle the double bird before setting it on fire"

submitted 11 hours ago • 22 comments

Dear Mr. Musk, What we found out is that each one of us is 1. a brain 2. and an athlete 3. and a basket case 4. a princess 5. and a criminal. Does that answer your question?

submitted 10 hours ago • 41 comments

Sorted all y’all into some lists so I don’t have to read about US politics if I can’t cope and can find all the cute cat photos in one place. It was sooo easy! I love my home feeds now!

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

Let’s start with Trump. 1. Went golfing 2. Did some treason 3. Tweeted from the toilet 4. A little misogyny against Maine 5. ????

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

chat is it good for a dictionary to be mad at you

submitted 14 hours ago • 406 comments

I voted yesterday with my drivers license. Took about 5 minutes. Go! Vote!

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Of the Chiefs of Staff, vice chiefs of staff, and judge advocates general of the three branches, Trump fired all the women and Black people.

submitted 1 day ago • 205 comments

This is apparently the desired amount of closeness.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

On news that the roof of the Ontario Science Centre has not collapsed under all the snow, it's a reminder of the whole giant grift. Ford closed permanently the Ontario Science Centre because DeGasperis wants that land, and Ford owes him. Vaughan Working Family helped install Ford in 2018.

submitted 2 days ago • 8 comments

It has been a month and here we are. If anyone needs access to any books that you might only be able to get in Canada, let me know.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

This is literally Doug Ford's entire platform. Seriously, that's all the policy that's on their website ontariopc.ca Doug doesn't care and thinks this is an easy win. Don't let him get away with it! #onpoli

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

This is the energy we need

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Every scientist, long before they were a scientist, was a little kid who stood in front of a fish tank or stared up at the stars or turned over a rock to look at the bugs underneath and said “wow”. On the best days, working in science still feels like that.

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HOLY ZIFT FIRST NEW ROYAL TOMB FOUND IN EGYPT SINCE KING TUT THIS IS HUGE www.cbsnews.com/news/egypt-d...

submitted 4 days ago • 13 comments

Today’s kindergarten mood: I’m going to insist on sitting right up in your space and then complaining that your stuff is touching mine. #edusky

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Wow. Just. Wow.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Make a list. #funny #cake #comics

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

“How’d that happen, Bill?” “I don’t know.” “Really?” “Yeah, I’m just stumped.”

submitted 6 days ago • 18 comments

Thought I’d release some more greatest hits from the guy who referred to killing people by electric chair as “send ‘em to Sparky”. Doug Ford is a terrible human being. We could do so much better. #onpoli

submitted 7 days ago • 11 comments

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It takes effort for Sabrina Carpenter to sound THAT BAD #snl50

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I didn’t think I watched a lot of #SNL, but I recognize more of this than I anticipated.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

SNL50 Paul Simon and Sabrina Carpenter opening the show. Paul says "I sang this with George Harrison in 1976" Sabrina says "I wasn't born yet. And neither were my parents." I am so fucking old.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

It’s funny the assumptions you find even as you get old. I just figured out that there isn’t a Spanish version of the Star Spangled Banner that everyone learns in elementary school? Huh. Weird.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Canada has never been more united

submitted 7 days ago • 1668 comments

After 20+ years of using the same towels, I bought myself a giant plush bath sheet. Best $16 I’ve spent in a long time.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Reframe: I will pry my SSRIs from their cold dead hands. Fuck all of this.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 🐆🥣😳 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

submitted 8 days ago • 582 comments

Today because the children were not in my classroom I was able to reinforce and add to our “Spinny Stimmy” zone for kids who just need a moment to watch things spin. Autism affirming education is possible.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

NEW — In an alarming email last night reviewed by me, Coast Guard members learned that 1,135 members' direct deposit account routing information was compromised due to a data breach from unauthorized access. It was only discovered because an officer “reported anomalous activity” on their account.

submitted 8 days ago • 419 comments