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"U.S. President Donald Trump holds a collectors card depicting the assassination attempt during the Easter Egg Roll on the South Lawn of the White House on April 21, 2025 in Washington, DC."

Can Congress defund the White House?

But sure, meritocracy. Got it.

Due process denied to ANYONE will soon become due process denied to EVERYONE… Remember that.

I believe in you Royce. Your team has made good progress on that goal already.

💯 this!!!

Here we go again

I wonder who has better lawyers; Harvard or Trump's White House?

Chasten and I are relieved that Governor Shapiro and his family are safe. While we wait to learn more, this much is clear: the targeting of a public official and his family - especially a prominent Jewish official on a major Jewish holiday - is unconscionable and has no place in our country.

224 pounds? How dumb do they think we are?

the three of us are having a conversation

Red Square style military parades are un-American. Trump can go to Pyongyang with his little buddy if he wants a military parade.

Republicans in Congress can join Democrats right now to turn off the bogus emergency Trump has declared to impose worldwide tariffs. Or they can continue to bend the knee to Trump.

I didn’t want this to happen. I voted for the smart black lady.

Sedona high country.

Oops

Tariffs will be lifted on penguins who agree to be completely white. by Stephen Miller

Today's stock market crash was the worst since the Spring of 2020. Can you guess who was president during *both* crashes? I bet you can!

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

Love. This. Right. Here. ❤️✨

Faux news knows

Followed! 💙💙

Trump’s lawyer Alina Hanna is now cosplaying as a U.S. Marshal in New Jersey 🤣….we’re in such a ridiculous timeline

Perfect 🤣🎯

The lives of American troops - and every American life - depends on the people in charge of our government taking their responsibilities seriously. But again and again, including with the incompetence that came to light today, they are demonstrating the opposite. My full interview here:

I would like to nominate Maxwell Smart for national security advisor.

Just accidentally texted Steve Harvey the plans for my invasion of France. I'd appreciate privacy during this difficult time and whatnot.

From an operational security perspective, this is the highest level of fuckup imaginable. These people cannot keep America safe.