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joebishop.bsky.social
Arsenal, cycling and soft left politics
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“He’s 28 until he becomes 29. That’s how it works.”

The next four years is just going to be a long series of people confidently telling you that you didn't just see what you just saw

To quote Mr. Guehi, I love Jesus

Books are a total scam. Every single word is already in the dictionary—they’re just selling them back to you in a different order.

"Stay humble"

Simon hooper to any Arsenal player he sees today

Top tip for campaigners annoyed about their large protests on important issues never getting much coverage: Why not simply become a wealthy farmer owning >£3 million in land, with a weekly column in The Sun

Weirdly enjoyable watching England play when I’m not constantly stressing that arsenal’s best players are going to have career ending injuries every time they touch the grass

Looks like Starmer got it done behind the scenes. The good people of Svalbard can sleep easy www.bbc.com/sport/footba...

An Arseblog team starter pack for the sickos

They say these sort of things, but if a planning permission application was put in to build a new chamber, we all know that local greens would oppose it.

another reason to get off football twitter and onto this app is the malign influence of shameless engagement merchants like Fabrizio, expertly summed up by @lpp.bsky.social defector.com/why-is-socce...

staying on here for the foreseeable as my twitter becomes increasingly populated by anonymous blue ticks and weird clickbait - you can expect the same religious reposting of stephen bush