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โšฝ๏ธ @backheeled.com ๐Ÿ–Š๏ธ ESPN, The Guardian, The Athletic ๐ŸŽ™๏ธ TV analyst for Phoenix Rising FC ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ Total Soccer Show
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i've just been reminded that Francisco Calvo exists, so safe to say i'm shaking off the early season rust
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Too kind!
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๐•๐š๐ง๐œ๐จ๐ฎ๐ฏ๐ž๐ซ ๐–๐ก๐ข๐ญ๐ž๐œ๐š๐ฉ๐ฌ With Stuart Armstrong, the Whitecaps had a case to be one of the four best teams in the West. Without him? It's back to more of the same for Vancouver. www.backheeled.com/vancouver-wh...
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๐“๐จ๐ซ๐จ๐ง๐ญ๐จ ๐…๐‚ It's been five seasons since Toronto FC had a double-digit goalscorer. Five seasons! Maybe that will change this year. Or, after a quiet offseason, maybe it won't. This team needs new pieces. Badly. www.backheeled.com/toronto-fc-2...
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๐’๐ญ. ๐‹๐จ๐ฎ๐ข๐ฌ ๐‚๐ข๐ญ๐ฒ I'm just stoked for another year of Eduard Lowen, who just might be the best No. 8 in all of MLS. The dude is amazing. I hope Olof Mellberg's desire to use a bit more of the ball unlocks Lowen even further. www.backheeled.com/st-louis-cit...
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๐’๐ž๐š๐ญ๐ญ๐ฅ๐ž ๐’๐จ๐ฎ๐ง๐๐ž๐ซ๐ฌ Adding Jesus Ferreira to this team just makes so much sense. And if PDLV does just about anything this season? The Sounders are going to be a problem. Even with their packed scheduled. www.backheeled.com/seattle-soun...
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๐’๐š๐ง ๐‰๐จ๐ฌ๐ž ๐„๐š๐ซ๐ญ๐ก๐ช๐ฎ๐š๐ค๐ž๐ฌ If Hernan Lopez and Daniel are both great, the Quakes will probably make the playoffs. Oh, and I *really* hope we see this 3-4-1-2 with Chicho and Josef up top together on the regular. Maybe not good, but so fun. www.backheeled.com/san-jose-ear...
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๐’๐š๐ง ๐ƒ๐ข๐ž๐ ๐จ ๐…๐‚ There's a non-zero chance that Chucky Lozano and Anders Dreyer end up as the best winger pair in all of MLS. Plus, SDFC's commitment to using the ball makes them must-watch. www.backheeled.com/san-diego-fc...
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So glad heโ€™s okay. Thanks, Tom.
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๐‘๐ž๐š๐ฅ ๐’๐š๐ฅ๐ญ ๐‹๐š๐ค๐ž I'm strapped in and ready for the Diego Luna show in 2025. It sure seems like his development + how/when RSL use that second DP spot will define most of their season. www.backheeled.com/real-salt-la...
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๐๐จ๐ซ๐ญ๐ฅ๐š๐ง๐ ๐“๐ข๐ฆ๐›๐ž๐ซ๐ฌ Why is it always "Evander this, Evander that" and not "Jimer Fory might be the most fun under-the-radar signing of the offseason"?! www.backheeled.com/portland-tim...
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๐๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐š๐๐ž๐ฅ๐ฉ๐ก๐ข๐š ๐”๐ง๐ข๐จ๐ง Pressing is back on the menu, folks. I've got my eyes on that tactical shift and a great crop of young players in Philly. www.backheeled.com/philadelphia...
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๐Ž๐ซ๐ฅ๐š๐ง๐๐จ ๐‚๐ข๐ญ๐ฒ Go ahead and mark me down as a Marco Pasalic skeptic. Would love to be wrong, though. www.backheeled.com/orlando-city...
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๐๐ž๐ฐ ๐˜๐จ๐ซ๐ค ๐‘๐ž๐ ๐๐ฎ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฌ I'm utterly fascinated by Sandro Schwarz's desires to turn this Red Bulls team into a capable possession outfit. We saw glimpses of it early last year. Much more to come. Also, Noah Eile rules. www.backheeled.com/new-york-red...
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๐๐ž๐ฐ ๐˜๐จ๐ซ๐ค ๐‚๐ข๐ญ๐ฒ ๐…๐‚ Gotta admit: I'm worried that City Football Group is going to replace Sani Rodriguez with yet another young player, instead of an in-prime DP. www.backheeled.com/new-york-cit...
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Thanks for reading, Tom!
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did i just finish writing the last preview? yes, yes i did is the google doc more than 100 pages long? yes, yes it is no i remember what outside looks like? no, no i don't
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๐๐ž๐ฐ ๐„๐ง๐ ๐ฅ๐š๐ง๐ ๐‘๐ž๐ฏ๐จ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง It's been five years since an MLS team has returned fewer minutes than this year's Revs team. A whole lotta pressure on Caleb Porter now. "This is my team. These are, these are my players. I've picked them." www.backheeled.com/new-england-...
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๐๐š๐ฌ๐ก๐ฏ๐ข๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ž ๐’๐‚ No team in MLS scouts and signs players from Scandinavia like Nashville. Very curious to see how Yazbek, Tagseth, and Qasem perform in 2025. Could be a promising market for MLS teams. www.backheeled.com/nashville-sc...
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๐‚๐… ๐Œ๐จ๐ง๐ญ๐ซ๐ž๐š๐ฅ I absolutely love that Montreal have loaded up on undervalued young talents from around North America. I'm buying my Corey Wray stock now. www.backheeled.com/cf-montreal-...
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๐Œ๐ข๐ง๐ง๐ž๐ฌ๐จ๐ญ๐š ๐”๐ง๐ข๐ญ๐ž๐ Eric Ramsay asks his center backs to do a bunch of fun stuff and I love it. This team is also still at least one star away from being a true trophy threat. www.backheeled.com/minnesota-un...
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๐ˆ๐ง๐ญ๐ž๐ซ ๐Œ๐ข๐š๐ฆ๐ข Miami probably won't break the points record again this year, but if one of Max Falcon or Gonzalo Lujan turns out to be a high-end MLS center back, they'll be a better team anyways. www.backheeled.com/inter-miami-...
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๐‹๐€๐…๐‚ I care far less than many of my peers about Steve Cherundolo's disdain for possession. This team is stacked and will be elite in 2025. www.backheeled.com/lafc-2025-ml...
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i ran out of soccer friends
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๐‹๐€ ๐†๐š๐ฅ๐š๐ฑ๐ฒ Even with Riqui injured + Dejan, Delgado, Brugman, and Neal traded, I can't shake the idea that this LAG team is going to be *really* good. Helps to have maybe the best center back in MLS! That's right, it's Emiro Garces szn. www.backheeled.com/la-galaxy-20...
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checkโ€™s in the mail, g (thank you for the kind words)
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๐’๐ฉ๐จ๐ซ๐ญ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐Š๐š๐ง๐ฌ๐š๐ฌ ๐‚๐ข๐ญ๐ฒ With two new DPs in the door, SKC's multi-window rebuild has begun quicker than I expected. I'll be watching to see just how good Manu is at AM -- and how much (or little) Joveljic upgrades at ST. www.backheeled.com/sporting-kan...