joecoolm.bsky.social
Writer; science, math, and cinema nerd; wizard
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Why would I listen to a podcast that you are not on?
I am often fed episodes of pods with you as the guest. I like it, so I try their other episodes. Never as good.
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If that's not a metaphor for life, I don't know what is.
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What an incredible privilege to be able to post shit like this. (And get results.) Fucking impressive, dude.
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I got my first tattoos a few weeks ago. Not one person that I've casually mentioned that to has asked to see them. I presume they were envisioning a similar situation.
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I used to bark at the cat and meow at the dog. They always gave me the oddest looks.
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I'm this old.
Texas Instruments TI-99/4A
Less than one millionth the memory of the computer I'm using now.
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That's not a "but...". That's part of what makes her a 10. Some concepts don't come easily to us and a simple lesson is much appreciated.
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Cereal and milk is an evening snack.
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My roommate can tell when I've been less social recently, because then he has to hear my weird random thoughts that have nowhere else to go.
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Cloning me would be a bad idea.
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Am I really shaped like that? Shit.
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Yes. Exactly what I'm looking for. Do you know anyone like that who is also looking and interested in not tall guys with long gray wizard beards?
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That's not a surprise. We all saw them making eyes at each other.
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I did as instructed. I did not get any "good morning beautiful texts".
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Not many of us old salts in retirement this far from shore, but there be a few of us about.
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But not if you mean to say mean things.
Unless it's funny; then go for it.
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It's kinda useless, but funny. Like me!
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It only shows posts that are from you and have exactly 69 likes. 😎
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"There's nothing wrong with you. That will be $200."
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🤡🦋ðŸ¦
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There was a science fiction book I can't remember where this is how they hunted T-rex. They'd entice the dinosaur to chase them until it was worn out and easier to kill.
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In California, you were legally required to use safety restraints on your pets in a vehicle, but not your children.
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I love room service.
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"If Triton can't keep me drier than this, he can suck my c*ck!"
"Why can't you learn to keep your fat mouth shut?!"
Rome, season 1, Episode 6
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Not surprising. She's been walking around naked on TV for years, and it's hard for actors to find work in Hollywood at the moment.
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Hi!
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I'm so sorry. Who is Mariana and what did she do to you?
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Does it bug you when an actor creates a backstory for a character that is very different from what your backstory for them is? Does it bug you even more when their backstory is better than yours?
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I'm taking the credit. I suggested to Hank that Good.Store start selling products like Sheets. I'm sure this all started because of me.
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I can't say that. You never respond to what I post. 😉
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The last time I had sex with someone other than my ex wife was 1985. Any significant changes in casual relationships since then that I should know about?
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I know. Hence the attempt at friendly teasing rather than any attempt to be actually helpful.
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Couldn't you simply turn off replies for a post when it hits 69 and freeze it there instead of drawing more attention to it? I think I just answered my own question. Never mind. 🤔😉
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They only take time if you are a working author and working poet and working musician...
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Ooh, I like that plan.
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Yes. But that just means you haven't procrastinated long enough. One way or another, all problems go away on their own eventually.
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So there is still hope.
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Hey. 😎
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Assuming you believe the hair.
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And I've done it two out the last three times!