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The FBI should be investigating ICE as domestic terrorists, but because they’re not, this proves that the FBI is a bunch of completely useless assholes.

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Trump caved to the prospect of high gas prices. He’s a little pussy and so is everyone who supports him.

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YouTube has become AdSkipTube because YouTube management is a bunch of greedy pricks.

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Trump has no big beautiful bill. He’s a fucking moron who expects other people to do his work for him.

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Secession is always an option.

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So far we have attacked: Iraq Iran Next will be: Irap Iram Irax

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What hair gel is Pete Hegseth on and where can I get some?

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I’m pretty sure there is a level of Hell that requires demons to shit into the open mouths of anyone who has ever arrested someone in a wheelchair.

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If Pete Hegseth yells like that when he’s sober, what is he like when he’s raging drunk?

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Trump should get the Nobel Peace Prize for rocking the Casbah. He totally did.

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One hour of 40 degrees would be nice.

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Budzinski: Families making over $700,000 a year will see a boost of $12,000 almost entirely from tax cuts. Shockingly, households making $23,000 a year or less are set to lose about $1600 a year, mostly due to deep cuts to Medicaid and food assistance

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I would run for office but that sounds like exercise.

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Is there a Nobel Peas Prize that someone can give to Trump? 🫛 🏆 🫛 He won’t know the difference.

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Trump just realized he got played by Netanyahu.

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“They don’t know what the fuck they’re doing.” Today’s projection is brought to you by Jeffrey Epstein’s best friend.

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Why are the Iranians the only reasonable ones?

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Make American Presidents Say Fuck On Live TV Again Does that fit on a hat?

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Israel believes in the Trump ceasefire so much that they are continuing to bomb Iran.

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I am pleased to announce that we have reached a trade deal with Hannibal Lecter, who has agreed to import more fava beans and census takers.

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I’m pretty sure all the sleeper cell terrorists are working for ICE.

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Skype should’ve owned video calls during Covid. But CEOs aren’t necessarily smart. Now it’s a dead product.

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I just bought an 8-pack of razor blades so the apocalypse has to wait until I go through them all.

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Make sure to put a few extra kebabs on the grill. You never know if ICE will show up hungry.

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If ICE agents want to aggressively do something, how about fixing the potholes?

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This ceasefire was too easy. Something else is coming.

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I haven’t seen this much tomfoolery since Tom Foolery moved away.

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Let’s get the fascism over with so I can get to work in an iPhone factory.

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Is Israel a democracy or dictatorship? I’ve been hearing the name Netanyahu for way too fucking long.

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No ICE agents have been charged with kidnapping because all district attorneys are gutless turds.

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If any sleeper cells have been using MyPillow, they’re going to be very tired.

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Don’t worry, everything will be fine. Chuck Schumer is currently crafting a strongly worded statement. And it will have the strongest punctuation you’ve ever seen.

The FBI should be investigating ICE as domestic terrorists, but because they’re not, this proves that the FBI is a bunch of completely useless assholes.

Trump caved to the prospect of high gas prices. He’s a little pussy and so is everyone who supports him.

YouTube has become AdSkipTube because YouTube management is a bunch of greedy pricks.

Trump has no big beautiful bill. He’s a fucking moron who expects other people to do his work for him.

Secession is always an option.

So far we have attacked: Iraq Iran Next will be: Irap Iram Irax

What hair gel is Pete Hegseth on and where can I get some?

I’m pretty sure there is a level of Hell that requires demons to shit into the open mouths of anyone who has ever arrested someone in a wheelchair.

If Pete Hegseth yells like that when he’s sober, what is he like when he’s raging drunk?

Trump should get the Nobel Peace Prize for rocking the Casbah. He totally did.

One hour of 40 degrees would be nice.

Budzinski: Families making over $700,000 a year will see a boost of $12,000 almost entirely from tax cuts. Shockingly, households making $23,000 a year or less are set to lose about $1600 a year, mostly due to deep cuts to Medicaid and food assistance

I would run for office but that sounds like exercise.

Is there a Nobel Peas Prize that someone can give to Trump? 🫛 🏆 🫛 He won’t know the difference.

Trump just realized he got played by Netanyahu.

“They don’t know what the fuck they’re doing.” Today’s projection is brought to you by Jeffrey Epstein’s best friend.

Why are the Iranians the only reasonable ones?

Make American Presidents Say Fuck On Live TV Again Does that fit on a hat?

Israel believes in the Trump ceasefire so much that they are continuing to bomb Iran.

I am pleased to announce that we have reached a trade deal with Hannibal Lecter, who has agreed to import more fava beans and census takers.

I’m pretty sure all the sleeper cell terrorists are working for ICE.

Skype should’ve owned video calls during Covid. But CEOs aren’t necessarily smart. Now it’s a dead product.

I just bought an 8-pack of razor blades so the apocalypse has to wait until I go through them all.

Make sure to put a few extra kebabs on the grill. You never know if ICE will show up hungry.

If ICE agents want to aggressively do something, how about fixing the potholes?

This ceasefire was too easy. Something else is coming.

I haven’t seen this much tomfoolery since Tom Foolery moved away.

Let’s get the fascism over with so I can get to work in an iPhone factory.

Is Israel a democracy or dictatorship? I’ve been hearing the name Netanyahu for way too fucking long.

No ICE agents have been charged with kidnapping because all district attorneys are gutless turds.

If any sleeper cells have been using MyPillow, they’re going to be very tired.

Don’t worry, everything will be fine. Chuck Schumer is currently crafting a strongly worded statement. And it will have the strongest punctuation you’ve ever seen.

Trump’s handlers are having trouble handling him.

The number one cause of déjà vu is The number one cause of déjà vu.

Someone's panicking.