joegekko.bsky.social
Internet possum, living the dream.
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"recent pattern" like recent compared to what, the Big Bang?
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The way my head and limbs withdrew. Like a turtle.
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We were "alarmist" and "unpatriotic" to protest the foreverwars and creation of DHS. We were "too idealistic" to demand higher wages and taxing rich people. We were "unrealistic" to demand accountability and alternatives to policing. And we were always "protesting wrong."
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Our brains are all broken. Nobody remembers details, only vibes.
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There is nothing that the Democratic Party can do specifically to court men like him that will not repel men like me.
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I. I guarantee you. Dag nabbit.
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In guarantee you that the first Popeyes Chicken Decorative Balcony did *not* have supportive struts.
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This is the gun equivalent of you and your partner being very excited and into the idea of something until you actually try it.
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taCO! taCO! taCO!
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No, Elon! Please don't spend like $20 billion dollars to siphon off the dumbest voters from the 2 major parties and not win anything except maybe municipal dog catcher!
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Get yourself a gayer library card- www.queerliberationlibrary.org
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stop making AI imitate humans, we already have humans
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...of all the things to get your door kicked in for LOL
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Yeah but saying it 3 times summons a trumpet-themed urban legend, like Candyman or Bloody Mary, except with chequey shoes.
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The pigeons are still political prisoners.
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Literary bad entity.
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Can you imagine if something dramatic or cool or even just (yawn) scientifically significant happened and nobody was streaming it? They'd never hear the end of it.
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"Neigh, whinny." There I made an AI.
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Noble, yet humble.
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I'm clicking the heart, but I am doing so *grudgingly*.
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"Fish and plankton and protein from the sea" is forever lodged deep in my brain.
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It's cool I'm pretty sure live-action Bert would have a mustache.
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Extremely caffeinated voice- "WELCOME TO SLIDE BITE! Home of Gun Goofs and Ammo Ouchies! Sponsored by RAID SHADOW LEGENDS!"
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There's already the "AI summary" that nobody asked for. I mean it can't be that far off, right? How many glaciers and rainforests is that going to cost us?
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The care with which the books in those piles were chosen and arranged specifically to be photographed fills me with some concern regarding the cats vital status.
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I would ask this too.
Of you. I am without fault and always have been.
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It's like the Roach Motel. They check in but they DON'T check out.
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I bet I could. You'd be amazed at the nonsense I believe.
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I suspect it isn't a skillet that scrubs itself, either.
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"Served au poivre, with accompaniments of roasted potato and turnip, and haricots verts. Would sir care to see the wine list?"
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"Center Axis Relock and You"
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All of them, from the beginning.
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God dammit.
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"Duke sucks." -Porthos
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You'd be amazed how many people don't know you can check out ebooks. 🤷♂️