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Teacher. Writer. Performer. Mostly funny. We the People...not Elon. www.joejanes.net
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I, Leland Tuck, am just an American who loves America and if you don't love Trump you don't love America. That's the new math the department of Education don't teach and that's why it needs to go!

I don't know why people are bothering to vandalize cybertrucks. They're doing it fine on their own. www.cnn.com/2025/03/20/b...

Oh, you know, just an octopus going for a ride on top of a shark. Pitch for a new Pixar movie? Sign of the end times? New direction for the Sharknado movies? Yes. It is all of that. youtu.be/3cYlBarkmDY?...

"How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world." - Anne Frank Who? That's some libchard woke bullshit. Frank, whose pronouns are Communist/Snowflake, should shut her whine-hole and learn from the Trump/Musk (my pronouns!) regime. a-ME-rica first!

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Duke of Perth. Chicago. Ledaig 10. Warms the bones.

The Deli Boys were hanging out on the plaza in Chicago. Check them out on Hulu. It’s hysterical.

Are you tired of winning, yet, libchards? Are you crying so much you couild fill a kiddie pool with your pedophile tears? We're all going to be rich when we get our DOGE checks, you fools!

Happy Pi Day! Grab two slices from Cowabunga Pizza Pies, a new place in my neighborhood. I sense a theme.

It’s a good day.

We ain't idiots. Canada is the enema. We know how this movie ends. Canada won't be happy until they drop a gay bomb on the Whitehouse. Back Trump! He's been right about everywhere.

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Tariffs on, tariffs off, tariffs on, tariffs off... Libs whining claiming stocks down because of this, not because of Biden's reckless, relentless, horrible steady building of the economy. Trump is playing chess, fools! Chess on a vibrating electric football field. Like a man. Shut up and learn!

Fuck Trump. interestingfacts.com/fact/swearin...

This looks like so much fun! I would totally do this if I had the time and money. www.chicagomagiclounge.com/level-one

Getting ready for that speech. At Kasey’s Tavern, Chicago.

Anybody know who the artist is? Please tag him/her in the comments, if you do. I found it in another post, without attribution. Would live to give credit. #USDemocracy #Voices4Victory #Opposition #SlavaUkraini

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Cat!

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Pretty easy to practice an economic blackout when you don't have any money. Is "America's Golden Age" a reference to us all getting peed on by rich people?

Yes! This is wonderful. 2025 sucks. These few minutes do not.

Like most of America, I've been in a funk lately. Doing an improv show felt futile. Yet, I had a blast with my Blunch! pals! One of our best shows, for sure. Thanks, Paul Botts, Rick Hall, Pat Musker, Matt Tiegler, Scott Levy, Darren Stephens, and Jack Bronis. Where there's laughter, there's hope!

Oh, no! Trump has fired Gene Simmons, leader of the KISS Army. He’s been replaced with Kid Rock who is neither a kid nor a rock. May God have mercy on us.

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When the going gets tough, the tough get some coffee, pet the cat, snack a little, do some scrolling, scroll some more, and then, look out!

Freya has had a rough week. Her brother Chewie passed away last week. Her brother Jaxie passed away in the fall. This past week was her first time ever being left completely alone. She’s been a champ and has spent a lot of quality time on my lap when possible. Love this furry critter so much!

The Kennedy Center has canceled the tour of a children's musical called Finn. At its heart it has a universal message of love and acceptance. That's a problem for America's "Golden Age" that prefers to be unwoke. www.broadwayworld.com/article/Kenn...

REPOST if you support our federal workforce and know how dedicated they are to their jobs. Show them you appreciate them!

Please give what you can. gofund.me/735ab6c0

As if you needed another reason to not buy a Tesla. www.the-independent.com/tech/tesla-c...

On the CTA train a guy is eating chicken wings and throwing the bones on the floor. We’re doomed. Praying for an asteroid intervention.

Chewie. A bit of a brat, master snuggler, reliable alarm clock, and would occasionally plant his butt on your neck or cheek while you napped. You will be sorely missed by your sister Freya and me. I hope you are playing with your brother Jaxie and mom Addi on the other side of the rainbow bridge.

Chewie has a vet appt coming up. He also knows that as long as he is asleep in my lap, I am incapacitated.