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joeknowscyber.bsky.social
IT Director. Non-Profits, InfoSec, Blue Team, My opinions. DC541. Handle Is Ironic. Willing to be wrong. He/Him.
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My blood pressure is mysteriously the best it has been in 10 years somehow, so that’s a win I will take in this hellscape.

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

Holy shit. $1,200 away from the goal. I know it seems like “hey, $26,800 is goddamn miraculous.” And it most certainly is. I cried a little when I checked this morning, but I’d love for him see that 100% green circle. Let’s finish strong. www.gofundme.com/f/aarons-fli...

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

Was feeling doomy and gloomy so I watched the new season of Black Mirror and oof.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I accidentally stile the karaoke host’s signature song and this has made a lot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Maybe karaoke night out will fix me.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Trying to normalize the life madness at karaoke and a dude steals my Lionel Richie playlist. He is better than me and that’s fine, but still!

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Did you know @jaysonstreet.bsky.social did a talk for a recent virtual meeting of @dc407.bsky.social? Did you know that the talk was recorded and is now available on YouTube? Well now you know. www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UTA... #DC407 #DefConGroups #HappiestHacksOnEarth

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

So America, you take your 33 1/3 tariff, minus my 25% tariff and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning with a Tariff. But then you take my 75% tariff, if we go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 tariff. See USA, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you in 2025.

submitted 7 days ago • 44 comments

In more positive news, my dislocated shoulder has now healed enough that I am cleared to return to the gym for light work. I've been missing those positive brain chemicals. 🙂

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

The more I learn about my ex's current serious partner, the more it gives me a mental complex doing comparisons. THAT is what you want? I must seriously be the worst person in the world if that's the trade-up. Time for more self reflection.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Saw the Minecraft movie with the kiddo tonight. It was just the unserious corny romp I needed, lots of laughs. I was surprised! 😂

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Let’s pho!

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

Gonna order my stuff online like I'm a pro wrestler announcer Tarrif cop: "what country is this from?" Me: this box weighing in at 9 pounds is FROM PARTS UNKNOWN! "

submitted 12 days ago • 3 comments

They hate the dogs. They hate the cats. They don’t care about the pets of the people that live there. www.washingtonpost.com/health/2025/...

submitted 13 days ago • 226 comments

On Feb 11th, @eff.org sued DOGE over illegal access to OPM records. The judge today ruled against DOGE's request to dismiss, saying “The complaint adequately pleads that the DOGE Defendants 'plainly and openly crossed a congressionally drawn line in the sand.'" 🇺🇸✊❤️‍🔥 www.eff.org/press/releas...

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

My team has a couple of senior security engineering roles that just opened. Fully remote(US based). One of the roles is primarily detection and response focused and the other is looking for someone with a strong secops/infra background. Moots can DM for more info.

submitted 15 days ago • 2 comments

Imagine that the five most overconfident boys at your local high school, who learned how to use a hammer last semester, are planning to tear down your entire city and rebuild it from scratch using guidance from a Speak and Spell

submitted 19 days ago • 49 comments

At this point, denying the fascism coming from this administration is approaching the levels of delusion embodied by climate-change denialists, flat-earthers, and people who think smoking isn't bad for you.

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

Hi everyone! Can you help my beautiful friend out however you can. 💕 Her job letting her go as a Black pregnant woman a month before her baby is due disgusts me so fucking bad. I've been sick on the stomach ever since she told me. FUCK THESE PEOPLE!!!

submitted 27 days ago • 2 comments

Watching people cite AI answers in arguments, rather than have an actual thought or opinion or fact is driving me bananas. It's like the humans WANT to be NPCs automatons.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

CULT OF THE DEAD COW sez: Know Your Rights.

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

The edible kicked in right as I was doing Masaru’s side quest in Yakuza Pirates, and it may be the best side quest ever omg 🤣

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

so this is a little bit of a weird one but... does anybody who follows me on here have a connection to the behind the bastards people (person?)? Because people (a person?) keep adding Curtis Yarvin as a cDc member on wikipedia and citing that podcast and it 1) is absolutely false and 2) sucks

submitted 28 days ago • 7 comments

Seriously, anyone? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? 🤣

submitted 28 days ago • 2 comments