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joel.zone
freelance writer. i’m also at sidequest.cool
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it’s fun that i’ve just seen a dude call 28 years later “the worst movie ever” and proceeded to describe something that sounds cool. people have no fun bones in them anymore.

youtube being like "experiencing interruptions? check your ad blocker" like i'm truly bothered by a 3 second black window instead of the 5 minutes of adverts before "cute micro pig"

that’s fantasy life i with credits rolled. irritating writing aside, it’s a dense game that is perfect to zone out to. podcast game outta five.

yeah maybe, also, yakuza 0 being on sale regularly for like a fiver and then being popped on the store for 50 quid might turn people off. i dunno.

wait, people are shocked that beat sabre is ditching psvr? to the six people still using their headsets, rip i guess

unlimited rice pudding

some of the better websites are still unusable because they have autoplaying videos. all i’m trying to do is read something on VGC and i’m routinely interrupted by their autoplaying videos just immediately taking over the screen. send your web dev people to ux school asap.

why is scheduling an instagram post like 4 layers into the ui? why is anything the way that it is on that app? it’s genuinely baffling how bad meta are at just making the stuff they’re known for

isn’t there already two of them?

is george broussard allowed to talk about duke nukem forever yet, and will someone from digital eclipse please take my calls about trying to get every version for one of their collection games

yeah, of course there’s a mode in donkey kong where you can sculpt. yeah, of course, in this donkey kong game.

what’s weird al’s best song and why is it UHF

why is the switch 2 version of fantasy life i £52.03 when it can’t be played on switch 1? i got a fat warning for that, but still had to pay the switch 2 tax.

“stellar blade PC sold 19x faster than on PS5” no fucking shit? it’s had a literal year of free advertisement from gooners

comment sections have gotten worse over time, but i think TikTok’s might be the most infuriating. a comment section of a video of a man with gloves on in hospital to stop him ripping out IVs is riddled with “what are they for?” it’s been answered six times, 12 hours ago!! READ. PLEASE.

Question: is it weird to put your washing on the line after 10pm? My neighbours do it all the time.

Meta are adding ads into WhatsApp. Blog from 2012: blog.whatsapp.com/why-we-don-t...

i have been threatened today with a ban due to it thinking i'm a bot, because i think i had instagram open on the web & my phone at once testing something. v weird.

my latest handheld review is the Nintendo Switch 2, a console that will live & die by its software, which just isn't here yet. a person can't live on Mario Kart World and ports alone. sidequest.cool/nintendo-swi...

my entire taste in everything comes from that man. even my more wild stuff is mostly spawned from him going "that's shite". love my dad, but i'll never let tokyo drift get shit on.

wrestling observer website f4wonline dot com embeds the main image with no attempt by dave meltzer to change it before hand. every story he posted about Friday just had mr iguana’s face

went to my dad’s. he came along.

Sam Altman’s latest blog describing the “gentle singularity” is so nauseating. The most blatant grift and conman in tech since Musk. Not a single idea for pushing humanity forward outside of productivity for capitalism. Disgusting.

aw fuck yeah, someone got real time ray tracing going on the adafruit pygamer youtu.be/JWj-BYXXXZw?...

Reminder that now my PhD is done I’m available for work! Writing, narrative design, historical and narrative consultancy, research etc. I’ve got a PhD, 5 academic publications (another on the way), 3 shipped games (3 more on the way), lots of experience collaborating with cultural institutions

tracking my big finish doctor who listening 👂

remember when MK9 was the first console game using UE3 to run at 60fps and it was legit black magic

Pilot of the helicopter filming focusing instead on his failing marriage

these are our brothers and we should be building a better world together

i'm almost 80% of the way to my goal to fund my top surgery in august!! please feel free to donate and share the campaign. still in awe of all of the support i've received and that this surgery is so, so close to actually happening.