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I’m wearing a medal (of the three that I’ve been honored to receive from the DoD) right now. I’m horrified to hear that the Chair of the Joint Chiefs got fired illegally. This is an actual crisis.

NEW: The Supreme Court allows Hampton Dellinger to continue serving as Special Counsel, for now, but holds the case in abeyance until the restraining order expires on Feb. 26. A win for Dellinger and a loss for Trump. But this is not the end of the case. s3.documentcloud.org/documents/25...

OK FedSoc... it's time to move on to a new troll.

This story somehow involves A$AP Rocky, Donald Trump, and Billy Bush.

Trump and Musk canceled the SEC's Westlaw access:

This is an 1800s political cartoon someone would draw of a really buffoonish rich guy and he’s stupid enough to broadcast it as his brand.

Jonathan Turley: Democrats were so crazy saying Trump was a threat to democracy Trump: [Posts declaring himself King]

I think it’s not just any media contract. Agencies are going after Reuters as a company that makes Trump sad and Westlaw probably got caught up in that.

This was a big success from the Biden admin and the Dem majority in 2018-2019, and it meant that unaccompanied children facing deportation could have the assistance of a lawyer. Now that’s going up in smoke, and it will devastate both the kids and many of their lawyers, whose job was funded by this.

Can’t keep a good Chevron down…

Ok UVA Law, come get your stray.

This is fucking incredible.

In-house lawyers had a lot of thoughts last summer and most of them make no sense post-election.

democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard

This seems ill advised

this joke is for 5 people, charitably.

Jonathan Turley: Democrats were so crazy saying Trump was a threat to democracy Trump: [Posts Napoleon movie quote about why coups are justified]

All right I’ll say it… does he look like Roy Cohn? Is that what’s going on here?

St. Valentine's day is not on the official Catholic liturgical calendar. So if you're celebrating today please remember that you're a heretic who will be burned at the stake when the forces of the inquisition prevail.

It seems significant that every prosecutor who's actually seen the evidence in the Eric Adams case is resigning in protest rather than sign their names to dropping the case.

What not to do as a junior associate:

I feel like the fact he sat there and took it says a lot about how we surrendered to the Taliban and Putin under his watch.

I assume it's what they're ordering for dinner.

Todd BLANCHE says he opposes release of Jack Smith's report on the Mar-a-Lago classified documents investigation. Also won't say he will recuse from any review of cases he represented Trump in, including Jan. 6, Mar-a-Lago and Alvin Bragg cases.

The real constitutional crisis is the friends we made along the way.

Some one of the sources we spoke to for this story flags; It is an important reminder of how as Elon and Trump rampage thru the federal govt is having immediate downstream effects to numerous people’s lives here and abroad, often in ruinous or devastating ways: “NARA’s National Personnel Records…

i am going to put a finer point on this: executive orders are not laws. and they certainly are not royal decrees. they are interpretations of existing law for the purposes of enforcement. the fact that so many people are treating them as laws is actually driving me a bit insane.

I assume he meant “resemble and represent.”

“You can buy a house if you cut out avocado toast” has metastasized into you can have $800B in tax cuts by cutting out your SlatePlus for a couple months.

before I saw that this is a GOP bill I wondered if it was a young Dem trolling like 'this is how y'all sound' bc it is some puddingbrained shit this bill would authorize Trump to "enter into negotiations to acquire Greenland" & rename it "Red, White, and Blueland" www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...

I'd rather continue to fund the banking police (who have returned billions to consumers) rather than giving everyone a check for $2.15

Aw, shucks, and right after the administration fired Fox Mulder for not calling January 6 an inside job.

GOP Rep. Eli Crane is drafting articles of impeachment for District Judge Paul A. Engelmayer because he issued an injunction blocking DOGE from accessing Treasury financial data of millions of Americans. This is classic authoritarian intimidation of the judiciary to remove checks on the executive.

Kanye rn: “Ok I know I said ‘I love Hitler’ but I meant Bob Hitler from Toledo so… are we cool?”

Yes, scouring the country for a single judge by going to… the SDNY where there are like 40 judges who could’ve gotten the matter including multiple Trump, Bush I and II judges. It’s like this ding dong read about Amarillo & just decided to cut and paste it

“It's fucking racist,” one active-duty Army general told @stevenbeynon.bsky.social on the condition of anonymity to avoid retaliation. “For the Army now, it's 'Blacks need not apply,’ and it breaks my heart."