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Genre movie guy, especially Horror. Back into (old) comics. Super Observant. Trekkie. Mistie. Humanist. Pinball Wizard. New Wave Freak. Bruce Banner/Blue Beetle. Student of Human Nature. Swears an awful lot. #MutantFam Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/eOpz
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Day 2 of the songs that remind me of Ted Kord month. This is Ted vs. three muggers in an alley. Small, medium and large. It's a video I could've made if anyone had listened to me. youtu.be/F4gwYe7ZD6A?...

How does this awesome bullshit get made when me and the guys I worked with at the largest independent bookstore in Austin couldn't sell shit.?! #frightclub

I've been drinking, so I'm not sure if I pressed the right button or the 'Disconnect from all Reality' button. #frightclub

Ok, going on thumbnails and fast-forwarding 15 minutes in... What the everlasting fuck. #frightclub

A mid-80s 'slasher' movie that I've never even heard of that wasn't some regional/zero budget bullshit? My most sincere thanks, #Splatterday, that was...well, it was SOMEthing. (Nothing against regional OR no-budget horror. I fuckin' aspire to that.)

"Yes, it is I, Jennifer." Now I just want her to She-Hulk out and beat the shit outta Tyler. #GirlsSchoolScreamers #Splatterday

#GirlsSchoolScreamers #Splatterday

I mean, it worked for St. Elsewhere, amirite?

Oh shit, they shoulda utilized the creepy puppet room for more than ten seconds before moving on to the (awesome, admittedly) electrocution. #GirlsSchoolScreamers #Splatterday

#GirlsSchoolScreamers #Splatterday

"I don't have time to explain every little thing." I can't. I just cannot. #GirlsSchoolScreamers #Splatterday

Height differences notwithstanding they DO look like the exact same dude! I was looking for the seam in the split screen. #GirlsSchoolScreamers #Splatterday

"Looks like she's sound asleep." Uh, looks like she's fuckin' dead. #GirlsSchoolScreamers #Splatterday

"Jackie, she could be anywhere." Bitch, the house isn't THAT big. Go look. #GirlsSchoolScreamers #Splatterday

We are strong! Riding the dumbwaiter coz we are dumb! #GirlsSchoolScreamers #Splatterday

Pink. Polo. That's it. That's the skeet. #GirlsSchoolScreamers #Splatterday

Oh shit, a whole WALL of Chekov's Weaponry. #GirlsSchoolScreamers #Splatterday

So this is one of those small towns where everyone knows everbody AND they're all related? #GirlsSchoolScreamers #Splatterday

I love it when a painting reveals who our Final Girl is gonna be. Fortunately underused horror trope. #GirlsSchoolScreamers #Splatterday

At least they're not drinking America's most popular beer, Bud Light. #GirlsSchoolScreamers #Splatterday

Jennifer in Back to the Future was played by Claudia Wells so every time they say "Jennifer Wells" that's all I can think of. It's one of my faves, don't judge me. #GirlsSchoolScreamers #Splatterday

Between this and Fertile Ground I am DONE with old diaries this week. This house is MUCH cooler, tho. #GirlsSchoolScreamers #Splatterday

Rosemary's Benatar. Low hanging but still worth a point. #GirlsSchoolScreamers #Splatterday

Forgot to tag #GirlsSchoolScreamers #Splatterday

"What a great place for a MUUURDER!" I hope the old nun goes first. She looks like Paul Williams in drag and it's freaking me out.

Aaaaand now I want brownies. And a girl in Guess Jeans. Thanks, movie. Ad break, thanks YT. #GirlsSchoolScreamers #Splatterday

Send ALL the girls to the principal's office except the Pat Benatar wannabe. #GirlsSchoolScreamers #Splatterday

It took three people to come up with the STORY?!? Ok, this better be good. #GirlsSchoolScreamers #Splatterday

Holy Melting Bride Batman! That was the whole budget, wasn't it. #GirlsSchoolScreamers #Splatterday

I have NO idea what to expect from Girl's School Screamers, but that Troma logo tells me A LOT. Let's GO #Splatterday

Ted Kord died on March 30, 2005 with the release of "Countdown to Infinite Crisis" (an ironic title if there ever was one). To pay my dues to my fave comic book character (he's basically Batman but with Spider-Man's attitude, if you dunno him) I'm gonna post a song a day youtu.be/vBfFDTPPlaM?...

I regret missing this watch more than anything in the last couple of years. #FrightClub boxd.it/FNhQ

Ooh, it's Dutch Angle O'Clock. Admirable restraint on the director. #FrightClub

"In life, things build you up or they take you down." We know this, but the generation behind us prolly needs it spelled out, even if they'll never watch this dumb movie. #FrightClub

Oh shit, a cancel the party subplot wedged into the middle of all this? Let's just mix ALL the genres. #FrightClub

#FrightClub

This is the best priest since father guido sarducci. #KillerWitchesFromOuterSpace #FrightClub

Oh man, Father Angelo is AWESOME. If you're not into this, just wait. #KilllerWitchesFromOuterSpace #FrightClub

Wow, Gretchen looking at the 'storm' was pretty awful green screen. And I'm fairly drunk at this point. #KilllerWitchesFromOuterSpace #FrightClub

I feel like tonally, this lines up with the OG Critters. Except that there's no Billy Zane. #KilllerWitchesFromOuterSpace #FrightClub

I do love the cinematography of this campfire scene. #KilllerWitchesFromOuterSpace #FrightClub

Oh hell. I started this one night. Did I finish it? Actually I kinda think I did. Yeah, the next morning. Did I enjoy it? Buckle up kiddies. #KilllerWitchesFromOuterSpace #FrightClub

Are their spider seeds doing dirty deeds dirt cheap tho? Aussies will undercut them. #KilllerWitchesFromOuterSpace #FrightClub

I've already downed almost a pint of Fireball so #KilllerWitchesFromOuterSpace with #FrightClub should be a ton of fun!

I don't care that Thunderbolts (one of my favorite #Marvel comics, the OG Busiek/Nicieza version) is obviously their take on Suicide Squad (one of my favorite #DCComics, the Ostrander version). There's good actors and a bunch of characters whose stories I wanna see more of. Taskmaster redemption!

Oh shibby, an 80s slasher (I presume) that I've never even heard of?!? I am SO there for #splatterday!

Happy #LetterboxdFriday! Time to post your #LastFourWatched 🍑 I revisited an annual, very cathartic favorite and broke a lot of new, very varied ground. Gotta admire the ENTIRE K-19 cast's commitment to literally half-assing Russian accents. Harrison Ford leading from the front.