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The Democratic Party was more receptive to the fascist daughter of a war criminal than the progressive survivor of a school shooting. Not only that, but they're proud of it. It's the behavior that cost them an election and they're still smugly saying "daddy knows best, kitten" to their voters.

submitted 22 days ago • 10 comments

Is Elon still walking around with that child strapped to his chest?

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Huh. This is how I learned that Pete Rose died. 🤷‍♂️

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Me: “I don’t have the bandwidth for that right now, would you like to de-prioritize something else?” Them: “Well there’s never gonna be a great time but we need it all” No shit. BUT I’m telling you that right now is literally the worst time, and what you are asking for is not likely to get done.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Oh shit… poor Cabrera

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

“And now the bases are loaded for Aaron Judge”

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

So Dan Wilson takes over and IMMEDIATELY ever pitcher forgets how to pitch. There’s gotta be something there. I mean you can’t point to a single guy outside of Vargas that isn’t CATASTROPHICALLY worse than the last 2 years.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

That’s what a CORNERSTONE does! Imagine if Julio hadn’t gone up there swinging at first pitch garbage after watching the Dong Watch™️ king walk. We would have a 2 run ball game.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Ben Rice was a 12th round pick in 2021

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Julio Rodriguez has been 8% better than Ty France this year. Ty France is not having a career year.

submitted 23 days ago • 2 comments

Look, we all love DMO, Rowdy, Williamson, you know, our scrappy boys. But what you’re watching is the difference between running out a scrappy lineup and hoping they get hot at the same time and having an actually good lineup. The Mariners do not look like they’re in the same class as the Yankees.

submitted 23 days ago • 2 comments

Welp, April was fun.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Something to keep in mind is that the Mariners have TWO total hits. And Julio has ZERO feel for robbing HRs.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

How’s the “Bret Boone - hitting coach” era going?

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

That guy who caught the HR better give that kid the ball.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Polanco does NOT care about Schmidt and his balk-ass delivery.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Didn’t need to jump and CAUSED a home run.

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

Very cool inning we had there.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

My brain will only allow me to see this when I hear the name Tavares

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

Does “ATH” stand for As temporary home? If so, how stupid.

submitted 23 days ago • 3 comments

Sure, why not.

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

Oh FFS. Dox em. If they’re your neighbors, make it KKKlear to them that Nazis aren’t welcome.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments