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Mariners | Punk Rock | Lefty Stuff
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Aww this made my night!!
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??????
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Also I’m so happy for you folks (and Baseball) that Buxton is healthy. If he was on my team I would literally live and die with his health.
Baseball is sooooo much better with him in it.
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I accept but I’m gonna lick the cone slowly in the corner as though I don’t really want.
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Would be pretty funny.
He might also lead the Rockies in most offensive categories.
Yeah I know he’s dead.
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Oh I’m sorry. I’m just basing that on literally what has happened the last couple years, but go on.
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lol Volpe
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I don’t think anyone really does haha. Throw him two fastballs up and in and the a sweeper low and outside the zone.
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Volpe and Julio have the exact same wRC+ lol
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Like if he’s gonna be the cornerstone and paid like it, he needs to be the cornerstone for a full year, not start in mid-late July
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Yeah. Cool.
When the Mariners are 10 games out and Julio is hitting 3 home runs in a game it is a shitload less valuable than if he were to be an actual useful player for a full season.
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Can only assume you’re talking about the Dipoto administration…
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Sure, Jan
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Yeah… their 1-7 is CONSIDERABLY better than the Mariners though
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Ok but Toronto has not been good this year.
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“Refurbished Insignia Hancock”
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“Amana Hancock”
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This one cost us a run
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Also what’s Boone’s insight, use steroids?
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The Rangers won 2-1
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Oh that would make sense
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Same, and I hope Fisher goes into a panic knowing his team has no home, and sells them to the Oakland municipality and they become a public trust, ushering in a golden age in baseball.
Not that I’ve thought about it much
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Think so??? It would have been ‘93
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Auto correct is a hell of a drug
*stupid ass