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(Doechii voice) I mean, fuck. I like pee i like poop i like taking pisses & shits i like poop i like pee

for years I've thought about this song as the perfect parody of neofolk shit, to the point I thought it would have hundreds of thousands of plays. just 3.1k

The other website is pretty much done

taking black kids away from their parents and putting them on farms seems really familiar to me! what could it be?

Happy Valentine’s Day from the Star Trek Deep Space Nine baseball card of Odo having sex for the first time

Wayne szalinski googling "shrunk vs shrank" before telling his wife he shrunk the kids

The crowd screaming "A MINORRR" so loud it peaked the audio at the Superbowl. Legendary moment in hater history.

"Conspiracy theories & true crime aren't fun content like they used to be." To be clear, treating them as fun content was extremely problematic from the get-go.

You ever spend more than $15 at once and feel ashamed of yourself?

The theme to Out of the Box sounds a bit like Steely Dan’s Peg.

Hi mom I'm back, yup we formed an angry mob and went to Shrek's house again. Yuppp, he ate a huge beetle and burped into my torch and it lit me on fire again, and then Donkey kicked me in the back and i hit my head on a toadstool

Every now and then I start trying to pronounce ع. Not in public, but I wonder how the reaction would be.

This is like some reverse Indiana Jones shit. "Oh, you're good at deciphering ancient scrolls? We'll use your skills to do high tech Nazi crimes."

why did we just let this happen as a country

my wife just fuckign vaporized a problems clown

I understand that this is what people who aren’t on here think the median Bluesky user is like.

What does overdraft mean

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A lot of servers I’m on are blocking Twitter links. I still have my Twitter accounts (because not everyone has moved over), but I’m feeling the pressure to just delete them.

Look, I’m autistic, and not once have I felt the compulsion to do a Nazi salute. Maybe don’t put the blame on that and put the focus on him being a fucking fascist.

Blue sky is awesome because a bunch of people who like to make jokes and a bunch of people who are incapable of identifying a joke are forced to share space

You’ll probably see this screenshot floating around a lot but it really was wonderful to see Lynch put a scene in Twin Peaks: The Return where he has his character literally stare at the camera and say that you should either support trans people or die. I needed to hear that in 2017

I bet having ur statue ritually fed felt good as fuck if you were a mesopotamian statue god

How are you going to sue people for calling YMCA a gay anthem? That shit came out on an album called Cruisin’.

An antidote to nostalgia for the first year of Bluesky is remembering that Neil Gaiman used to be a load-bearing celebrity on here

I was going to give my Sandman volumes to a used book store, but even that feels gross now. Do I burn them?

This was the push I needed to delete my Facebook and Instagram accounts.

a lot of “resist” posters on here discarded basic human empathy for “leopardsatemyface” schaudenfraude solely because the engagement is better I genuinely do not know how you cure people of that diseased thinking

Happy new year!

jarvis measure size of hand relative to my face and calculate how gay i am

Thoguhts Of Life—Ive replaced evero screen in my goon cave w/ a diff. translation of the Epic Of Gilgamesh. My mind has become rather Honed

what if DB Cooper was called pee pee pooper

I’m rereading Jorge Joestar. For some reason, I had trouble understanding parts of it last time, but now everything’s making a lot more sense.

those twitter HQ doors are whispering to her like the green goblin mask

merry christmas:)