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From the 1982 MDA telethon, I challenge you to keep the surreal dissonance of this performance of “Jessie’s Girl” from burrowing deep into your brain…

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Imagine letting this guy put you in a rocket to Mars. I wouldn’t trust him to sit the right way on a toilet

submitted 34 days ago • 3 comments

Cybertrucks are on their 8th recall in a year. Tell me more about waste and efficiency.

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

Rewatched CRIMSON TIDE. Movies used to just *look like this* and we all took it for granted. Now we're cursed with gray sludge.

submitted 5 days ago • 6 comments

BREAKING: A Minnesota drag queen was... hold on a second, I'm getting a bulletin here...

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

[laughs in my tbr]

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

A teacher in Idaho has been told to remove posters reading "Everyone is welcome here" - specifically because it features different skin tones. As I wrote last week, this is a global political movement that has explicitly set the goal of eradicating the very concept of equality.

submitted 10 days ago • 317 comments

“Get in, loser, we’re crashing the stock market.”

submitted 14 days ago • 35 comments

After Tesla stock slid 15% on Monday, Trump declared that it’s now “illegal” to boycott Tesla and vowed to help his billionaire buddy Elon Musk. Keep it up, America. The protest is working, and Elon is feeling the heat! 🔥

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It's the entire email list for all DOGE employees. Have fun!

submitted 19 days ago • 1209 comments

Shameless.

submitted 20 days ago • 736 comments

Never forget he’s gamergate Michael Scott with skin so thin it starred in The Machinist.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

How much WD40 do you have to drink to believe this shit?

submitted 22 days ago • 1478 comments

this actually makes my stomach sink with dread, because it has to be very very very very bad for the grifter to say this

submitted 23 days ago • 95 comments

Now imagine if there’s was a Best Stunts Academy Award

submitted 23 days ago • 5 comments

Fresh off nuking the Atlantic system, we have a deranged rant about Pete Rose.

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I’m sickened—but not shocked—by today’s scene in the Oval Office. Trump and Vance despise Zelensky: he has the nerve, character, and courage to stand up to Putin and they don’t. A man who adheres to his principles will always be incomprehensible to people who don’t have any.

submitted 25 days ago • 15 comments

This whole country wants bad things for others more than they want good things for themselves.

submitted 26 days ago • 1597 comments

This is a Big E & curly fry appreciation post. Repost if you are a fan of both Big E & curly fries.

submitted 28 days ago • 6 comments

My racist HS physics teacher just put a photo of Snoop and Trump on his feed and my classmate posted a response that said "you wrote me up for listening to Snoop in your class in 1993 so fuck you and I think it's about time you know that your daughter stayed over at my house after prom"

submitted 28 days ago • 91 comments

Just watched TUMMY TROUBLE. I wish they'd made three Roger Rabbit shorts a year that all looked this good.

submitted 42 days ago • 5 comments

Good luck making flag football a girl's varsity sport in all 50 states without the Department of Education to enforce Title 9.

submitted 44 days ago • 11 comments

Tesla paid $0 in federal income tax last year. 2022: $0 2021: $0 2020: $0 2019: $0 2018: $0 Tesla reported $6.7 billion in profit in those years.

submitted 45 days ago • 1482 comments

The folks responsible for the "DEI Watch List" website targeting Black federal employees are, according to @src161.bsky.social: Cari Fike, 38, of Cheverly MD Elisabeth Guinard (nee Osloff), 34, of Helena MT Adam Cahn, 43, of Austin TX

submitted 48 days ago • 47 comments

Sometimes you just have to say “fuck you” with a flourish

submitted 48 days ago • 1668 comments

I can't imagine being an elected official and needing phone calls to tell me that this shit is bad and I should do something

submitted 49 days ago • 4 comments

Jesuit Priest 👇🏽

submitted 50 days ago • 558 comments

If you don't want to be accused of racism, don't vote for a fucking racist, this isn't exactly rocket science my dudes thehill.com/homenews/cam...

submitted 51 days ago • 2395 comments

When asked if he was going to visit the crash site he said, ‘what site? The water? You want me to go swimming?’ This is one of the last pics of the young skaters who died. He’s a sociopath. Anyone who voted for this monster should be ashamed at best.

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how all movie reviews should be from now on

submitted 54 days ago • 1 comment

Trump just said the D.C. plane crash "could have been" caused by diversity hiring. He offers no evidence to support that statement.

submitted 54 days ago • 77 comments

McDonaldland characters, from memory:

submitted 55 days ago • 2 comments

Check out my review of #Companion for IGN www.ign.com/articles/com...

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

Sam Raimi and Rob Tapert's production company throwing shade at AI slop. You love to see it.

submitted 56 days ago • 1 comment

this is the thread of a lifetime. my god. go live the good life now, you did it.

submitted 55 days ago • 17 comments

Absolutely batshit you can watch on live TV a rotting whale eating, bear corpse vandalizing, brainworm eaten, anti-science sex pest who drove an ex wife to suicide & looks exactly like corrupted Leland Palmer from Twin Peaks & sounds like Megatron auditioning to be head of America’s healthcare.

submitted 55 days ago • 523 comments

8-ish years ago I got strangers to pay off $300k in “lunch debt” so kids who were being punished for owing money could do things like eat, go to prom, and, walk at their own graduation. In the 20 years I’ve engaged in social media, I have never received more hate for anything else I’ve said or done.

submitted 55 days ago • 192 comments

Look at these fucking nerds. Armed to the teeth to round up people who are trying to make a better life for themselves and their families.

submitted 56 days ago • 4 comments

took less than a week lmao

submitted 57 days ago • 35 comments