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joeyxross.bsky.social
socialism with uk-82 characteristics
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argument in the van about which youth of today album is the best or worst one let’s me know I’m in a band with the right people

Worked, played a show after, worked out after that, hope y’all are havin a chill night

An oomf is just a bestie you haven’t queened out with yet

“Looking bro???👀” meanwhile I’m sat making this in jammies

our new James Bond is going to be Yalitza Aparicio

So many dudes have warped ideas on what a healthy body is

You know I had to do it to em

Worth the ban

I was born in the right generation I love zero sugar soda and yearning

From the new dinner menu; -Wagyu tartare with cured egg yolk and brioche -Spice and seed crusted striped bass with petit winter vegetables -winter root vegetable and chicory salad with banyuls vinaigrette -white bean hummus with crudités -12 hour braised short rib with white sweet potato purée

Gay guys will never just be normal like ‘I’m hungry’ it’s always “my sweaty ripe jock hole needs chipotle after gymenings”

Men kissing

Learning that Pickleball was invented by a Republican politician makes me feel better about finding it annoying.

work photos

Meh

A friend of mine back home sent me this healed photo of a snoopy I did 2 years ago. So stoked to see it go birds! #tattoo

brb, gonna watch Joan Crawford work her ass off for her daughter to love her even though her daughter is a fucking brat. #nowwatching

Unfortunately last night left me with so many weird and bad feelings

They’re doing this to me later btw

yes chef 🤌 (i’m chef btw)

It is imperative that the New York Times be completely and utterly destroyed, for the good of humanity

14 hr shift Friday, 12 hour yesterday and today and now I need to come in on my day off Tuesday because there’s a photoshoot 😭

Watching drag race for the first time:

Martin Scorsese:

In Ferguson, they swept phone data from the crowd, then later drove down streets and if there were 2 or more of those people in a house, they raided it.

aromatics are ingredients that don't fall in love

I need like 20 days off lmao 🙃

Hi 😘

Post gym

Interrupting your doom-filled scrolling with a cute wolf pup 😀

classic Loony Tunes have much to teach us about class solidarity

𝐇𝐨𝐭 𝐃𝐚𝐝𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐀𝐫𝐞𝐚 𝐖𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐨 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐲 𝐎𝐟𝐟 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐋𝐚𝐰𝐧𝐬

The stonewall riots happened because cops went to a queer bar known for attracting drag performers and trans people, busted the doors down, and forcibly strip searched everyone to enforce "crossdressing laws". The "LGB" community doesn't exist. The T is load-bearing, and always has been.

The main difference between fantasy football and d&d is people are much more likely to show up in cosplay to a fantasy football draft than to a weekly d&d campaign.

swiping all the keys from the bowl at the swingers party to see whose car is fastest

Coming soon to a no loads refused variety pack.

New phone, good morning.

POPULAR WITH FRIENDS *weiners*

You should legally be able to put some 5.56 in these people

Hotel lighting is good tho