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Confident in my ability to properly interview, I take the court. I smile at my opponent. Choitner does not return the gesture. He’ be smarter if he did, I think. He asks his first question. The recorder passes cleanly through my skull, killing me instantly

*Guy who's just watched Conclave voice* This is just like Conclave.

We're going to get so many boat stuck

Heck yeah

Has anyone written a good critique of the consulting industry across higher ed, nonprofits, government, business and the Democratic Party?

It’s been a rough week. Here’s a photo of my cat cleaning himself while make what’s frankly an uncomfortable amount of eye contact.

Saying "Doomsday Clock or regular?" when someone asks what time it is

Have you seen the markets? They crashed the Dow. It literally tanked Heebee. It brought down the TOPIX with banks. It's literally hitting the Russell. It probably tanks the Hang Seng. Dude he crashed the Gumpy. It's hitting the Kospi original. It's reached the Poob.

reporter: donald trump has announced that americans must evolve into a race of hardy metal men via mandated injections of liquid mercury. your response? klobuchar: *visibly straining to remember line consultants came up with* donkey kong donald’s economic policies are “bananas” for small business

It is 2002. I am 18 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—

Trump Says Recession Unfortunate But Necessary Step To Get To Depression

[bluesky timeline] me: [chanting] blogs, blogs- other users: blogs, BLOGS bluesky staff: [pounding their computers] BLOGS, BLOGS, BLOGS!

openai’s new ghibli “generator” is explicitly an intentional attempt at humiliation of a prominent objector openai is culturally fascist as well as functionally fascist it’s not an accident