johnbowman.bsky.social
Social media news producer. Recovering “Twitter guy.”
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The name of your party’s half-orc barbarian who’s surprisingly chill.
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Google’s AI wasn’t helpful.
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In case, like me, your followers were wondering how that works.
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Right? Like, if I actually laugh, I feel a bit ripped off. This one, too. bsky.app/profile/real...
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“Fascinating.” www.reddit.com/r/LowerDecks...
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“And why doesn’t Batman dance anymore? Or surf?”
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Mmmm… not sure that qualifies as a “conspiracy,” there, Coop.
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“Well, here’s your problem. *taps screen* Something’s wrong with the universe.”
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You laugh, but he was about to be joined to his betrothed.
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Each BEEF helmet should have a helmet. Those helmets should say HELMET.
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There’s something whimsical about this. Like a Tootsie Pop ad.
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Whoa, full-strength brown mustard? I don’t know if our pal here can handle that kind of excitement.
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“Tea? Earl Grey. Hot.”
“‘Course it’s hot! What ya want in it?!”
“Nothing!”
(So, was Jessel an android or a hologram?)
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Korean: “Oppa” can mean older brother or boyfriend.
Hebrew: hold my Manischewitz
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It’s those Season 1-2 uniforms.
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Ask him to do the Cardassian neck trick.
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They should use a stylus on those tiny tricorder screens. Like a PalmPilot!
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Hank could probably name the make and model Krusty Burger uses based on the grill marks.
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They can’t even say “Doug is telling the truth!”
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Noooo!
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“Image from a promo”?! That’s dangerously close to… the c-word.
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Hey, man, “a little long-winded and maybe rather trivial” stuff about Star Trek is why we follow you.
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Have you been to any of Kingston’s legendary Cambodian restaurants?
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Where did all this cat come from?
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I know from experience how quickly a cute little kitten can turn into a beast.
Still. Damn.
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There’s another problem. Looks like it was written by AI and cites papers that don’t exist. bsky.app/profile/timo...
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This is why we love Buck Martinez.
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Boomers who were in their 20s in 1977: What’s a Palpatine?
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“And now, the anthem of Lotoskinsky, ‘All Hail the Golden Cheese Man.’”
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Confirms that the title font exists in the Star Trek universe, just as the Niners’ uniforms did. 😉
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I like when they make Minnesota-specific jokes and their voices get extra roboty.
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No, just 0.1 of a day. Decimal clocks, like Swatch invented back in the 90s. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swatch_...
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The log entries where Picard gives two decimal places in the stardate seemed very fussy to me.
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Is this the one where Neelix finally calls out Tuvok for being such a dink?
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“Beam me up, Skipperrrrr!”
“Hold on, little buddy!”
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Penny or slide?
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“If I fits, I sits.”
“You don’t fits.”
“And yet.”
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Shuttle bus? He should have a steed!
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Captain Billy’s Whiz Bang! Swell!