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and the cigarette sunglasses ? icon

wait i forgot the music video for telephone is like 10 minutes. a blessed morning indeed.

The Revolution will be AI-icized

TWO pickles with my sandwich?! 😭😭😭

pet peeve: people who don’t push rotating doors - I’ll stand here all day bitch.

it’s a shame nothing’s on fleek anymore :/

Extremism experts say a now-familiar playbook to scapegoat transgender people in the wake of high-profile tragedies is part of a political strategy to sow division and expand authoritarian control.

The current US crisis shows the risks of allowing a president to have unchecked power. The solution is clear: above the president there should be a monarch who ultimate authority rests with

the amount of blush erin has on is insane? #rhony

kyle’s continuing w the 2010 aesthetic I see #rhobh

i love that in addition to everything else, elon musk is the dumbest asshole on the planet

deport elon musk ❤️

Gaga here to remind the new pop girlies that it’s ok to have a song longer than 2:30

Doechii supremacyyyy

well at least the reunion was more entertaining #rhony

really respect dorit’s choice of full sugar coke

I just know I’m setting myself up for disappointment, but this rhony reunion looks kinda good???

kindly fuck off

too many kids at the gym - codify abortion rights now!

is there anything more annoying than a song playing on an instagram post

“CSI: Mississippi” flopped because there’s no dental records and everyone has the same DNA.

heartened by the universal apathy towards the united healthcare ceo. our country is finally uniting 🥰

never been so devastated as the time someone liked 5+ of my tweets in a row, i went to their page, and the first thing they did after liking my tweets was post "i like mid content"

"you can replace the butter in this recipe with greek yogurt" absolutely the fuck not, are you insane

ready to take adderall and be a recluse all weekend #brandonsanderson #windandtruth

“Brain rot” has been named 2024 Word of the Year by the Oxford University Press.

officially tuff guy season in nyc when straight men wear t-shirts outside despite freezing temps

my favorite part of the holidays is my mother narrating her facebook timeline to me 💞

is Bali the tattoo capital of the world???

One thing I find interesting about the echo chamber complaint is that an echo chamber just won a presidential election. Put aside the convo of whether it’s “good” or “bad” for a moment. The far right has devoted enormous resources + time to building echo chambers & loathes spaces they don’t control

remember like one month ago when republicans were the party of “protecting children”

thriving

singapore at night 💞

James Webb's view of the M51 galaxy.