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Trying to have a little fun while America burns to the ground. Better days ahead, just not sure how far ahead.
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Hey Marjorie Taylor Greene, this is a crime 👇

White evangelicals about to become catholic for a week or two.

Trump’s masterful Ukraine peace plan, “Let Russia have whatever it wants.”

MAGA men contribute more to the makeup market than all the trans men combined. Change my mind.

Authoritarian says what?

I could get on board with this platform

I swear I remember Jesus having something to say on the matter.

Thanks to my friend Harriet for pointing out that the women went to Christ's tomb and saw he was not there, the angels showed up to describe what happened, & the women then told the apostles, who dismissed them. A Biblical account of women not being believed.

I’m amazed white evangelicals fall for this every day. Well, disappointed more than amazed.

Personally, I think it should be front page news for at least a month if a sitting US President is using falsified evidence to try and deny due process to a man who has committed no crime, but that’s just me

Just like Jesus

I don't understand how some folks are unable to see that the illegal disappearing of people is a class issue. The wealthy and well-connected get due process. The rest of us don't. This is part of the oligarchy, not a distraction from it.

We had the reporter on tonight; @maddow has the whistleblower

The art of the deal

If you have ever wondered how did Germans not stop the powers from sending their neighbors to camps in foreign countries…well, now you know.

Imagine bragging that you are the only president to take a cognitive exam because there is enough evidence that you’re cray-cray and then bragging, “I’ve taken it three times. Obama never took it.”

Why was I not accidentally added to be signal group for last week’s insider trading?

Some thoughts about insider trading on today’s episode of Prof G Markets. Watch/listen/subscribe: link.chtbl.com/Markets

He won’t bring Garcia back because he isn’t being bribed to bring Garcia back.

There are numerous calls to investigate whether Trump and his cronies engaged in insider trading, pump and dumps, etc. But it won't be DOJ. It won't be the SEC. It won't be Congress. You know who CAN investigate this? NY AG Letitia James - who has jurisdiction over Wall St.

They are obviously slow learners

Trump wrote this 3 hours before his 1:18pm 90 day tariff pause announcement. Veiled tip to his friends?

Who made the most money in the stock market off of Trump’s tariff madness, and how much did they make? Therein lies the intent.

Martha Stewart went to jail for less

Martha Stewart went to jail for less

100% this.

No, Trump isn't cratering our economy. The entire Republican Party is cratering our economy. The enablers deserve just as much blame as Trump.

The economy is crashing like a meteor, but hey let’s give billionaires a better deal on taxes so they can survive the Post-USD apocalypse.

The sad truth is the whole world except for Putin has lost confidence in our ability to effectively govern and it’s going to take years to fix this mess…

My leader is better than yours! When Leader Jeffries challenges Johnson to a debate and you get silence from them. Says it all!!

Maybe it’s time we stop pretending Christian Nationalists are Christian.

So now that China has a 104% tariff, does that mean the USA has to pay those? Because that’s how Trump said it would work—that other countries would pay the tariff.

Sotomayor is right. According to this Supreme Court, the US can now kidnap, detain, and fly legal immigrants and citizens to a foreign country's prison, even if it's a whoopsie. America, people. Freedom and stuff.

Market manipulation is a crime, no? Asking for my 401k

The Fourth Circuit is famously succinct. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.

“There is only one thing worse than fighting with your allies, and that’s fighting without them.” —Victor Hugo We’re entering the “worse” phase.

From Nov 7:

Trump’s own voters are turning on him.