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Tesla’s shareholders just lost another $38,640,000,000 today — a total $TSLA loss of $600 billion since December. Tesla’s CEO was not in the office. In literally any other public company ever, this would be the point where the CEO gets fired.

Now why is that...😐

Every day. And still, chop wood, carry water. #awake #aware #loveall

I have been to India 3 times now, and every time was an amazing adventure. Still, I look forward to returning and perhaps exploring southern India too. #travel #india #explore

Jerks. Liars. Homophobes. #fucktrump

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Zero Canadians trying to cross the border. I’ve never seen this either. 💪🇨🇦

Good job dipshit

Are you all seeing this? WTF is going on here??? #fuckmusk #fucktrump #arrestelon

They were gonna shut down TikTok because China was seeing your data. Then they gave your data to Elon Musk instead. #fucktrump #fuckmusk #arrestelon

Go Costco!!!

Yes. Yes I do want you to go swimming. #fucktrump

RIP Marianne. 😢

Oh, uh, just one question. Where's that faucet? From the north? That was turned on for California? Where is that? Stable genius? #fucktrump

Well, I guess I'm rooting for The Eagles.

Excellent post

Want to know something weird? My dad was paid to shoot Nazis. Weird, huh?

WHO DID THIS!

These are the good guys supporting DEI. Reward them with your business. Costco Meijer Kroger Giant Grocery Ben & Jerry’s Ulta, Macy’s Old Navy Nordstrom’s TJ Maxx GoTo Foods ( Moe’s Southwest Grill, Mcalister’s, Auntie Anne’s, Jamba, Cinnabon…) Dollar Tree Walgreens Wegmans

In my story, Gavin is telling him to go fuck himself. #FuckTrump #FuckMAGA #ILoveCalifornia

I got your eggs right here! #FuckMAGA #FuckTrump #Eggs

Think about this.. for a second. Doesn't take you much time to get it! Them? Eons.😉

I know a lot of you are asking us or talking about the 12 IGs (Inspector Generals) being fired. They aren't stepping down until it's done correctly. This is how you #Resist

Mexico denied a US military plane from landing with deported immigrants today, foiling Donold’s plans.

This week's Internet winner goes to...

For all of those who have posted my cartoon with my signature cut off, here is the original.

Why were the cop unions quiet when he pardoned the people who assaulted cops?

I agree.

MAGAt: What did Biden ever do to make eggs cheaper??? Me: He sent me several thousand dollars to make everything cheaper. MAGAt: **crickets**

A bipartisan group state attorneys general,including Democrats and Republicans,has sued President Trump for violating 14th Amendment by attempting to revoke birthright citizenship This law only change with approval from two-thirds of Congress.Of 11,000 amendment proposals,only 27 passed in 200 years

How long did it take for Trump to directly affect me negatively? A couple hours. #fucktrump #fuckmaga

Caitlin Jenner just congratulated Trump. Trump just ordered the government to call him Bruce. Tah dah!

#fucktrump #fuckmaga #fuckelon

to recap: — Trump was *for* the TikTok ban — which the GOP Congress passed — and the GOP Supreme Court upheld — and even though Biden said he wouldn't enforce the ban, TikTok shut down anyway — so that Trump could "save" it — and the media fell for it we really do live in the dumbest fucking country

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Day One of the META boycott. No Facebook. No Instagram. January 19-26. Bluesky only for now. #boycottmeta #fuckzuck

To all of those who have asked, I will not be acknowledging the Inauguration on January 20th.

RIP, Bob Uecker. :(