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making everyone mad at me by saying jim carrey would have been a better patrick bateman than christian bale

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i would be really embarrassed if my favorite musician was on here every single day using fevered basketball coach jargon to describe posting to a message board. thank god my favorite musician died in 2017 after almost 50 years in a california prison

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just checked my mailbox and i guess the onion also sent me one of those newspapers calling me a coward. it says, "we know you're not an elected official, but it's still true." seems sort of petty, with everything going on

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jd vance always looks like his eyes are trying to burrow deep into his skull as a defense mechanism to escape whatever dogshit is coming out of his mouth

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

seeing a huge uptick in posts asking what the point of congress even is. easy: insider trading. it's insider trading

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feels like people at the mall aren't complimenting my devil sticks as much as they used to

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just found out billy corgan has been wearing a bald cap since 1995. got a head of hair like jon bernthal under there. i am looking into filing a class action lawsuit

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i'm the casting director for the latest trivago commercial. for the lead role i am torn between an actor who arrived wearing three complete sets of dentures in his mouth or an actor who is technically a scarecrow. maybe i will hire both

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

let's be reasonable. if a sitting US senator is expected to randomly know the population of iran, then aipac should be writing that info on the memo line of the lobbying checks

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they should make a final destination sequel where death is played by shaq, and they treat it like he was always the villain in all of those movies. after that they can go back to invisible death, not my problem

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

anthony kiedis partnership with the american girl doll store presenting a new american girl named "chulavista"

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something has always bothered me about this scene, and i finally figured it out. not a single one of these people is using a napkin. disgusting

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

day ??? of people talking about sabrina carpenter like she's lenny bruce. you guys know 2 live crew had to go to trial over their music, right?

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on the way home today i saw a lamborghini suv, a deeply ugly car seeming to exist halfway between a tesla and a subaru. i watched it tailgate a cop car for almost a full mile and the cop didn't do anything. i assume this is just one of the special features when you buy a lambo suv

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"we are pausing the mass deportations to ensure that we still have workers to bus our tables and make our hotel beds" jesus christ what a profoundly evil country. racist gordian knot of a country

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friday the 13th pt 5: a new beginning, maybe my favorite (possibly apocryphal) imdb trivia i’ve ever read

submitted 15 days ago • 2 comments

Strange opening statement from Andrew Cuomo at tonight’s debate

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today's news had me wondering, "hey, whatever happened to that republican congressman who bodyslammed a reporter, were there ever any repercussions on that" and it turns out the answer is he's the governor now

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amazon just sent me an email to let me know that they have reduced the price of matthew perry's memoir by $0.20. this is vital info, if 20 cents was the barrier keeping you from reading matthew perry's memoir

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using letterboxd less since i left a negative review for tubi's "maid droid: origins" and the actress who played the maid droid posted a reply in character as the maid droid

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rip brian wilson, tremendous musician and composer, but if we're being totally honest he was not a great producer. he once permanently shelved an emerging folk artist's session recordings just bc the artist went on to allegedly mastermind the tate-labianca murders

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

i have been hanging in there pretty okay over the last year plus of job seeking but one fun new thing i've noticed is that any time i see a commercial for indeed, my brain tries to make my mouth scream every curse word at the same time

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

watching a dracula movie in which dracula gets pulled over by a highway patrolman

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

my order of sydney sweeney bathwater soap has finally arrived. now it's time to fuck some soap

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

bugs bunny and daffy duck going back and forth shouting “no YOU’RE a pedophile”

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if i have to spend any of the next three years seeing democrats try to team up with a newly chastened elon i think it will be shack in montana time for me

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

i was getting gas at shell around 10 last night - and it occurred to me how sketchy it must’ve been in the old days when you used to have to do this while holding a candle

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

david lynch told natasha lyonne to do all those old navy commercials, too. he was a shrewder businessman than any of us knew

submitted 23 days ago • 2 comments

Are you not edutained? -The Learning Game Gladiator

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you shall know it is armageddon, for there will be signs. a white horse will appear. rivers will run red with blood. morgan freeman will be in every commercial now

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

i'm the democratic consultant who pitched the taco truck idea. i said it really sarcastically and made a jerkoff gesture but the whole room still took me seriously and got really excited about it. it was the most energized i've seen them in six months

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

bumming everyone out by telling them that when a clown has a squirting boutonnière he’s really just peeing

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

a new mystery emerges........could 100 of elon's 5-year old son defeat a gorilla

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

chilling update to my local cybertruck sightings: one of these pathetic shitboxes belongs to either a teacher or a student at the local high school. not sure which possibility is a worse omen for humanity

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

[me in 2015]: wow, all of these videos people are filming three inches from their faces are really unpleasant, pushing a closeness and intimacy i do not want and didn't ask for. oh well...i'm sure this will be a brief fad and not an emerging and permanent new paradigm for media

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

there is a thinner line between "disney adult" and "person complaining about the deteriorating art style of a cash-grab remake which they were never going to see anyway" than some people seem to care to admit

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

any new stupid thing you read about gavin newsom, you should keep in mind that the CA DMV website flat out does not work, and has been like that for at least a year. and when you tell a DMV employee about it, they're just like "yeah, we know." but gavin's time is best spent podcasting

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