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gotta set your boundaries with warner bros as early as you can
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[leather boot with a 10,000 watt smile]: TTT CCRRTTT SSS TTT CCTTRRRRRR*
(*subtitles: "the truth is out there")
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more context: the lead actor also found out too late that he was taking over the role from corey feldman. movie features a fat guy who gets axed to death for being too annoying about chocolate. miguel nuñez shows up at one point and sings a song about having to take a shit. four stars
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yeah he looks absolutely miserable throughout the movie. unclear whether this is bc he prepared so thoroughly or bc he realized what movie he was in
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fools rush in...............to purchase celeb memoirs at an unacceptable markup!!!!
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they titled the promotional email "great bathtime reading," which i don't think was appropriate
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mostly out of guilt that that poor woman read my shitty little comment and has no idea i would happily choose maid droid over like 95% of contemporary movies
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feeling total serenity as i imagine dracula sending renfield to the dmv with very specific vanity license plate instructions
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"keep your eye on the donut, not the hole. also america runs on dunkin"
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as merv griffin intended
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eh, i don't know about this. i've grown pretty accustomed to the episodes on youtube that zoom in/out every 10 seconds to get around the antipiracy software. will the hulu episodes have the awesome zooms i have come to love