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johnmaddening.bsky.social
Voice of F1rst Wrestling and various other detritus. Movies, traveling, bicycling, Star Wars & 007. Owns more Lego than most children. Saint Paul, Minnesota. https://linktr.ee/johnmaddening
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While we were in Texas, I realized that my Global Entry card (which makes customs so much faster) expired before the Japan trip! Luckily, the website to renew was simple, and I knocked it out in five minutes on Tuesday. I got the approval today at 8:40pm. At least D0GE hasn't fucked up everything!

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these fuckers being able to destroy everything is not a foregone conclusion

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Cord N Bleu?!? In this economy?

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My former work buddy @chyphend.bsky.social has a new game out — a co-op tabletop-style dungeon crawl you play with pals on your own teevee!

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Unless their demands are met

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The grilled chicken sandwich they made at Hard Times Cafe before they went vegetarian.

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The grilled chicken sandwich they made at Hard Times Cafe before they went vegetarian.

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We're got special theme nights at all our @f1rstwrestling.bsky.social shows at the Ballentine VFW on Lyndale and Lake Street in Minneapolis! Our next show is Saturday, May 3 -- Trading Card Night! 🎟️: linktr.ee/f1rstwrestling

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It was actually $2742, but maybe my count was off, I was flee- Jogging amp.cnn.com/cnn/2025/04/...

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Okay, okay — I’ll be the new CEO of Target. TOP PRIORITIES: 1) Bring back McGlynn’s Bakery 2) Turn off the music 3) Back to School sales start August 15 What else should I focus on

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It was actually $2742, but maybe my count was off, I was flee- Jogging amp.cnn.com/cnn/2025/04/...

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🚨 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐀𝐍𝐍𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐃 🚨 #WRESTLEPALOOZA SUNDAY | June 22nd @firstavenue.bsky.social Minneapolis, Minnesota Doors 6pm | Show 7pm | 18+ Tickets: $35 ADV | $45 DOS ❗️TICKETS ARE ON SALE NOW❗️ 🎟️ www.axs.com/events/92094...

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Maggie is one of my favorite of our fans at @f1rstwrestling.bsky.social, she’s helped us get into a number of our venues. Toss her a couple bucks if you can.

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We spent way too long overthinking what our first post should be… so here it is: 👋 Hi from Saint Paul Public Library! We’re your space for stories, creativity, curiosity, and community. More soon — once we finish overthinking that, too.

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This is crazy. UK cartoonist Rebecca Burke on her ICE detainment (from Comics Journal!) www.tcj.com/u-k-cartooni...

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The largest invertebrate on the planet?! How could you say that in front of the Congressional Democrats???

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The Papal conclave is expected to start between the 6th and 12th of May. Eurovision is between the 13th and 17th of May. Social media is about to get very confusing.

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I gained a lot of weight when I broke my back, but I just checked and I’m eight ounces less than the weight limit for the Godzilla Zipline in Japan. So if anyone sees me eating fried cheese in the next twenty-nine days, please punch me in the ding-ding.

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Just the absolute stupidest motherfuckers on the planet

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The process of selecting a new Pope

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Fantastic weekend in Austin. Great food, fantastic friends, and a kickass Soul Coughing concert. Thanks to Jess and @crobertcargill.bsky.social (and Nyx!) for hosting! 🏙️🛫🛬🌃

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In a related story, the White House has announced the hiring of a new Literary Ambassador.

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Look, I’m willing to increase my drinking AND use an unlocked phone if that’s what it takes.

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