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going into 2025 like

The amount of times I’ve listened to At Your Best (You Are Love) by Frank Ocean today should absolutely be illegal.

LET MY PEOPLE GO.

he’s hot as shit you must acquit

It's that time of year again. music.apple.com/us/album/hav...

Can't believe it's been two years since SZA dropped SOS. Time really flies, huh?

An album that permanently changed my brain chemistry.

Thank God for matcha.

Crying to Somebody Somewhere was not on my bingo card for the rest of 2024 but here we are. G'damnit.

PSA: don’t swipe on Tinder while drunk.

DAE feel like the love of their life has already come and gone? Genuinely asking here. Feeling very vulnerable right now.

Theo James, wherever you are, I'm waiting.

The male body is so incredibly beautiful.

Grateful for the ability to hold space with the lyrics from Defying Gravity.

Thank God for blonde espresso.

It’s time to face the music.

Wait... you're telling me tomorrow's NOT Thanksgiving?

Not now kitten, Daddy's watching reruns of the RHONJ.

I don’t know who needs to hear this but La La Land is currently $4.99 on Apple TV. You’re welcome.

Lana’s releasing a new album a week after my birthday? Oh, I won.

Why are B&W pictures always such a vibe?

People who haven't seen La La Land should be jailed and forced to watch it from behind bars.

Are people born Italian or do they have Italianess thrust upon them?

Oh, look… it’s Suck My 🐓 Sunday.

I need my 🐓 so far down somebody’s thr*at.

First PrEP prescription filled since my breakup. We’re (my c*ck and ass) so back, baby!

Need coffee and butt rubs pronto.

I need a LA guy to ruin my life.

Ready to be changed (for good). See you on the other side! 🧙🏼

Just booked tickets to see Wicked tonight in Dolby Cinema.