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Boston Marathon in 6 days. My race plan? It’s simple and time-tested. I will go out at sub-5K pace and hold that until I’m in the lead. Then, coast to victory.

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LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY FINCHES

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I don’t care about the babies it’s stupid

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www.nytimes.com/2025/04/12/o...

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Shipping Up #BostonMarathon

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If it crosses the U.S. border illegally, it’s our job to STOP IT. - Hell - Stacy - Her - Jane

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This was a hard week for me. It’s the last week before I go and get something I’ve been chasing for so long I can’t remember what it feels like not to want it. I’m anxious about this.

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Oil changes are scams, gasoline is a scam, $90k electric car that sucks is a scam. Drain the pool so we can skate in it.

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I’m in cahoots

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Gambling is for tourists.

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It’s been a full week, and not a single penguin has backed down or sold out. Could there be a lesson here for America’s law firms and universities?

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I just feel like, ok, it’s these rich men, north of Richmond. And like, idk man… not too good what they’re doing?

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Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

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I am alluring

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This is all to get you to want to go to mars

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Cop starts breakdancing www.wired.com/story/bluesk...

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We need to manufacture more Mercury Grand Marquis. We need more paper mills.

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I just used part of my lunch break to walk down Wall Street. None of the shops are open. Ms. Wilson’s diner still has the chairs upside down on the tables. A rat tumbled silently across the forlorn street.

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There should be the ability to block accounts for everyone, like the whole account, nobody can see it. I’m trying to decide what’s more equitable: each user gets 20 of these, or I am the sole decider.

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Good to be done with another work week of being productive so I can relax in my house I worked to buy and so I can enjoy my life. With my family.

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Post hole for 500th on here?

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We get this little bit of time on earth and look at the stupid bullshit we have to talk about, read about, see 24 hours a day, never be left alone about.

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I hate the phone so much

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There needs to be a style guide for the quick response text emojis or whatever they are called. The ‼️❗️one is frankly dangerous and should be used sparingly if at all. It is the Joker of the quick responses and it is wild.

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These politicians. I get texts like I’m supposed to know who they are. “John: It’s me, Melissa Derbencroft. I’m ready to take back the senate.” Alright well good luck maam.

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Mountaire Farms, the nation’s fourth-largest chicken company, has fueled a right-wing business and political agenda. @kennytorrella.bsky.social reports for @vox.com:

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From your own perspective you are at all times literally on top of the world no matter where you are. This is due to science.

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I am cool and smart April fools gotcha

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What are some of the evolving norms related to vaping in court

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Ironic that Marine le Pen, which translates to water jail, is now in hot water and facing jail time. Mightn’t our parents map our destiny when they name us?

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Website is free etc

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If we had a real government they would pass an emergency law that prevented either Houston or Tennessee from playing any more games this year.

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Boston in 3 weeks. Boston will be fun. Training for Boston hurrrrrrts.

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More like The Stink Market

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I tried to replace the windshield wipers on my car, it is not possible to do

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White Lotus is to blame for this

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When you can tell the cross examination is going to cook:

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Drake voice:

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I used to love getting up early when Australia Twitter would be in full gear (drunk), and reading all those posts. Maybe this will get there someday.

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Recommend a music review site please. Not the dumb one. I’m also not interested in cred writers who refuse to acknowledge bops and only talk about noisewave funk from Prague.

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“MY WIFE DOESN’T KNOW” I text to my wife

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The whole neighborhood is going insane with jealousy on the Nextdoor app because of my bluebird success. Jealousy is a disease!

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Did that little hippo get big

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I want to do a series of reunion shows of all the exploitative shows of the early 00s. Taxicab Confessions, Intervention, Joe Millionaire. Let’s see how everyone is doing.

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It’s naive of me, or unrealistic or whatever but it would be fine if people didn’t post that guy on this website

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There’s a documentary about late career (old) Foreman’s KO of young champ Michael Moorer and Michael Spinks was interviewed and said, about Moorer, “I couldn’t understand why he’d stand in front of the big man like that,” then he paused and started to say something else, but just shook his head.

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