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My first non-school email address was [email protected].

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I need them to make an AI that does everything.

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Thinking about joining the remnant church.

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(Tentatively) we are so back

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What if I went to Britain and saw a chav

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I’m hearing that Gen Z is just wild about VW Cabriolets, Jeep CJ7s and Pontiac GrandAms and they won’t drive anything else? What a world!

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Lots of requests for a Rory Calhoun update. I understand:

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I would be nervous if I had to watch the one season of My So Called Life again however I am confident it remains a titanic pillar of television. I will go to my grave saying that. I will be talking about Rayanne with my last breath.

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Can someone post that girl tossing the eraser and saying something like “your heart isn’t a mistake” it’s worse than that but you know what I mean ok please post it thx u 🙏

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[threatening a baby] here comes the airplane

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I have deleted and reported every fundraising text for the last year. They will not stop, so now they are all getting goatse

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You hear about these lampreys that got into Lake Ontario. Christ.

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Precious Things Little Earthquakes Tori Amos

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i gotta start a Democratic Grassroots Nonprofit, you can just rake in money and all you have to do is sign a couple papers and post online like a mule kicked you in the head

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My fellow people, I have one word to get our nations economy back on track and our citizens enjoying the luxurious prosperity they deserve! And that word is: imaginary computer money!

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There was a stretch in the 90s and Dennis hopper was in every single movie

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Wow the news is making the upside down plane as big as the stuck boat? Get real. You can’t beat the stuck boat. Grow up.

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White Lotus is a master class is making you feel bad with a terrible color palette and then showing you a bunch of people it’s not possible to care about. Idk if I have the strength for another one of these.

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I am nervous bc I know there’s good music out there but if I let a streaming service pick a playlist it will be trash. So idk how to find it. I don’t have lots of time etc. My taste in music? Immaculate. Spotless.

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I’m in the gen x subreddit and idk man it’s bleak. “does anyone remeber the television show, “Friday night viddeos?”

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In my city there is one cybertruck and one DIY parody of a cybertruck and the parody truck has become a local celebrity. Meanwhile, I always wish I had some rotten eggs to throw at the tesla whenever I see it.

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Plane should not go upside down.

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The pill commercials are too much now. They are just trying to make your gastroenterologist have you involuntarily committed for saying outlandish words like skyrizi and izervay.

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Many are saying Rory Calhoun is THE bluesky good boy. Hard to argue tbh.

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Haven’t seen St. John’s play in a long while, good to see coach carnesecca looking well, he must be living right

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There should be a show on tv that has people guilty of crimes, and the only way to freedom is to outfight, outwit, and outlast a ruthless gauntlet of lethal obstacles and killer assassins (it would basically be impossible, the criminal could never actually escape).

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Rory Calhoun update:

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The feed has a lot of talk about video games. No.

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[puts cup 1cm beneath ice dispenser] “ok, ice, please dispense into this cup” Ice dispenser: “I have eradicated physics, witness as I forcefully deliver ice unto the farthest reaches and undiscovered corners of this dwelling”

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Can we split this website and if you want to talk about politics for some reason you go over to BlueskyDebates™️ but if you want to say normal things you stay on Bluesky main? And if you cross post someone comes to burn your house down?

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What’s your sign?

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We got out a heating pad for Rory a couple weeks ago it’s all he cares about now #padlife

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This Valentine’s Day, for my resolution, I promise to care more about stupid bullshit. Life is very long, and it’s morally correct to waste it. I am going to worry about things that aren’t my business and fret over things I can’t control. #valentinesday

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My son is afraid a hummingbird might rip through his body at 9000mph. Can any professionals on here tell him he is stupid and full of shit

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Oldest Yurg: i am Oldest Yurg...Oldest of All Beings. Long have i strode on gentle Earth me: hello yurg Oldest Yurg: When your bones are dust, forgotten by sweet children of a new calendar who spawn and scrape your land, still will i dance under a golden Sun me: cant say im looking forward to that

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It’s my birthday. I’m extremely elderly. Here is my present to you, a picture of Rory Calhoun

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Who up following Spider Monkey around northern Florida

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This is a devastating time for cheifsaholic

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he looks like the two banshees of inisherin guys combined

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I won’t be watching any more football games that do not have the Ting-Tings performing at halftime.

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My favorite commercial was when a white child pulled a potato out of the Midwest heartland dirt with her hand and held it aloft to show her proud family after which the potato became a bag of Lay’s for the family to eat ‘round the farm table, because that’s how things really happen in America.

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I thought Tom Cruise was Papa John just now

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I don’t know who any of the people on tv are

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So far the Super Bowl suck’s

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The ref’s have to do something about Enrique. This is just dirty. #puppybowl

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Did u guys know abt this

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