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I will never watch a stream

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What are some good websites that don’t make you mad on purpose

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Subtly satire,

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Best basketball player on earth, easily most fun to watch

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One thing that has definitely come true is that simply EVERYONE cannot get enough of virtual reality goggles. My stars, simply everyone you see has their goggles on these days.

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Lots of my bot followers know I’m right about everything

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You can easily spot false equivalencies by using your eyes and seeing if a player gets picked up on defense from 90 feet or not.

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I will never watch “the news”

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Yes. Thats the one. That’s the bridge too far.

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If you get a Strava segment in a relatively good running city I assume they mail you a certificate right

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Give Caitlin stem cells or whatever

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Biggest problem in this country right now is the Connections game tbh

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Burning cars on my Animal Crossing island

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As technology advances, labor can increasingly be sourced to advanced robotics and artificial intelligence, which allows humans, perhaps former blue collar autoworkers, more leisure time to pursue activities that interest them and improve our culture, such as setting autonomous vehicles on fire.

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frankly if it frightens you to see waymos burning in the streets then you are simply a candy assed milk fed wuss

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Investingg in stocks that are evil.

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Tim: “This is our most different looking iPhone yet, coming this fall” Q from audience: Will all the things on the phone still suck Tim: “yes definitely”

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You look so tired and unhappy

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The part in the movie, The Perfect Storm, where the weatherguy looks up from the weather data he’s been analyzing and says, “my god, it’s the perfect storm,” is the best part of the movie.

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ESPN’s insistence on emphasizing and headlining woke sports where men in tight skimpy clothing grasp and hug each other is the primary reason this country is goi g down the tubes

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If we all threw our phones into the volcano our troubles here would be over very quickly

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BowFlex Recalls 3.8 Million Adjustable Dumbbells After Injury Reports www.nytimes.com/2025/06/07/b... The recall claim form offers you $120 Bowflex Bucks to redeem only at Bowflex, IF you also send the handles and bases back to #Bowflex. Here come the lawyers I guess.

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Only thing I’m gonna do is Switch 2 decaf folks I am old, ok

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Very difficult xword

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Online drama has finally made it to the top of the page, this day was inevitable, it sucks.

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Not going over there. Literally Jesus Christ could be posting over there and I still wouldn’t go.

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The hardest bars ever “my heaven will be a big heaven and I will walk through the front door” 🥶

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hi there 👋🏻 youtu.be/PBAl9cchQac

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Vive le stinky French lady!!! 🎾🎾🎾🎾🎾🎾

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I don’t smoke weed but I know that it’s safer than alcohol and I believe if people want to smoke it they should, and it’s embarrassing how politicians are sort of weaseling and whimpering and crab walking towards inevitable legalization, like this is not hard at all, stop wasting everyone’s time.

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The perfect bird feeder doesn't exi--

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Remember when if you fell down a well? International news vans in your yard for 3 weeks minimum. But apparently Tesla or whoever put a nueralink in someone’s skull a couple years ago & nobody is talking about it? We had a straight year of Dolly the cloned sheep in the 90s. Nothing about Tesla brain?

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Gaming is awesome because grown adults get mad/write articles/talk seriously about little distractions for children

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Steroid outbursts, grass walking, car driving, and field standing (alternating with bench sitting) are not sports. Nothing where you can ask to stop sometimes is a sport. Worthwhile hobbies? Sure, if you need that.

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We have to ban the opinion section in the paper. It is an atrocity.

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A bee stang me

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You will never catch them

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Is Miranda July on this website

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This is my 617 post I AM NOT A POSTER, on Twitter I was there from 2007-2022 and I don’t think I made it to 10K.

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I’m fortunate that I can pay for everything with nfts of cartoon monkeys 😇

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I left for Puerto Rico and she was fine. Out for two weeks?

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Got a fully made lunch salad locked and loaded in the fridge. I will never die. T-minus 20 minutes

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Vieques

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Rory Calhoun 4 U (feat. pickel’s eye)

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I’m concerned that the term “freak off” may never recover from the negative connotation that has become associated with it due to the Puff Daddy trial.

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Do u guys know about ceiling cat.

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I of course do a podcast. Since it is for finance, I wear a suit jacket.

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Bring back short tweets. Bring back vines.

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