johnnyblazy.bsky.social
Stuff going from my head to my fingers to you
I yield for a question while retaining the floor
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A perpetuation of quixotic notions can sometimes lead to a cataclysmic recalibration of one's philosophical underpinnings, especially when the ephemeral nature of existential realities becomes unfathomable.
I also use big words
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Whelp we’re changing our spring break plans, we were gonna go to Reno for a night, but fuck you too.
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Covfefe
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You clearly don’t see the value in giving a billionaire money that comes directly from the pockets of the poor. It’s easy, you give them more billions, and they’ll give us trickles, or something. Maybe it was tickles. Tickle down theory, shit my bad.
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“I’m the king of the deal, you do what I say, or else”
“Ok we choose else.”
“I will back off my threat now, but only because I always planned to”
Anyone who wants to make a deal with trump now knows exactly how to do it 😂😂😂
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Fraudican
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But whichever kid makes it out alive gets a year supply of beast chocolate bars, so there’s that.
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I agree so much outrage 🙄😂😂😂
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It’s not even satire 😅🥲😢
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I said hi on their feed, immediately got a popup saying my adobe license was not legit, now they are at my door asking for my computer.
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That’s quite the country song 😂 only thing missing is the dog drove the truck away
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If the democrats introduced a moldy ham sandwich as their candidate I would start making moldy ham sandwich posters tomorrow
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That’s why he is doing all this. Create an economic emergency, implement martial law, claim we can’t have elections, “just like Ukraine” he will say.
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What you just said leaves nothing to fear of immigration
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It actually makes a lot of sense, if you’re rich and don’t want anyone else to be able to get rich too.
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So that all the criminals can use crypto to fund his campaign
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Does this mean I can kidnap people without punishment too? That’s all I’m trying to figure out.
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I also tried pulling people out of the FB reels black hole but they simply would not listen. The repost stitch videos that were clearly propaganda didn’t really get the attention I thought they would as clear misinformation, but that was by design as they were made to look like posts by real ppl 🤷♂️
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There’s still people who won’t eat pop rocks and drink cola, and think the earth is flat 😂
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Moldy Ham Sandwich 2028
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Pretty simple really
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Beat them at their own game and ask them, ‘how’s it going for you’ and if they also cry, it’s the right job
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Oh wow, you really have not been paying any attention at all to politics huh 😅 I feel the desire to stick my head in the sand but I just can’t, I got kids, they can have a future even if you and me don’t
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What are you going to do now that politics is the thing keeping you from playing the games… this is why you have to care about politics, it will rise up and slap the switch right out your hands if you don’t.
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Poor Barron, he’s the last 😂
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“The smartest people are telling me, so many are saying it, that the triangle is china, and we will win, china will lose, so many people are telling me this. They are all the smartest people like kid rock and that one guy with the runny hair juice, it was so juicy. Did you see that? Hair juice.”
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It’s too easy
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They ‘accidentally fell’ out of a high rise in Moscow
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*innocent immigrants
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Even the reception secretary knows these details
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“70 bucks for Superman? Well I just got paid, little did I know that was the worst game that was ever made”
- MegaRan
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Add the fact that he was planning on losing apparently, he purposely wasted $24 million on something he knew he would lose. Must be nice to be able to fully waste $24 mil while telling other people their $45k a year job helping vets was wasteful
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Haven’t we all spent $24 million on something we knew we would lose? What a regular guy 😂
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That’s why he’s pardoning the rich criminals, Ulbricht, Milton, Watson, BitMEX, the list of his donors goes on…
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Booker for president! Literally, he’s got my vote and we’re years away
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Nooo nothing near that. Trump is a liar, he gonna lie 😂
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Liars gonna lie