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Middle aged guy who dabbles in various entertainment mediums. YT channels: @Blumpkinshow and @Blumpkinmusic
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#DIY would be the #WWE tag-team champs right now if #TomassoCiampa hadnt cut off his beard.

I am glad that #AleisterBlack is back but dont give us that Temu version of the House of Black arena lighting effect. #WWE #Smackdown

I feel bad for #GeorgeSantos, he's doughy and he's got those DSL's. Prison is going to be a #RuffRyders themed porno for that muh'fucker!

In the time that Cena/Orton ate up talking to open tonights #Smackdown, #AEW wouldve given us 2 high quality matches to open the show.

#Skeleta is a pretty good album. Especially this tune right here: youtu.be/EoNNrc1VQeQ?...

You cannot convince me that #MariahMay is going to have matches of the same caliber in #WWE. The women there just dont go like the ladies of #AEW. They are slower in the ring and dont hit as hard. Nobody in the entire "universe" could touch #ToniStorm the past 2 years.

#TravisScott in to ruin the main event of #Wrestlemania vs #MasterP in the opening to a random #AEW Dynamite. Point goes to #TonyKhan. Your move #HHH

Tell me you dont want me to watch whatever RAW/Smackdown/PPV this will be on without saying the words: wrestlingnews.co/wwe-news/the...

Not only was the #BeckyLynch tag title win just a set-up for the needless heel turn, they f'd over #Bayley to make it happen. #WWE #RAW #Wrestlemania41

Where can I sign a petition to keep #TravisScott out of wrestling? #WWE.

Without #theRock involved in the main event of sunday night, it felt more like #Wrestlelamia41. sports.yahoo.com/wrestling/ar...

I wish #LoganPaul would stop doing the Temu version of Hangman's Buckshot Lariat. #WWE #Wrestlemania41

Christ is not the only JC who will rise today... #WWE #Wrestlemania41

#IyoSky retaining was the right choice. #Wrestlemania41 #WWE

When you look like a successful mid-west businessman AND the cover model of an Italian AIDS awareness pamphlet.

#MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell pushing the stolen election narrative light years beyond sanity and now crying about how broke he is from funding a pointless campaign about said conspiracy theory, is the pinnacle of MAGA diehard FAFO.

That #Wrestlemania41 Night 1 Main Event was a fucking masterpiece. #WWE

I guess its Tiffy-go-to-the-dentist Time. #WWE #Wrestlmania41

Protect this Alliance at all cost.

Wouldve been great to see #Mysterio get replaced by #ElGenerico... #WWE #Wrestlemania41

His prayers have been answered. #JacobFatu #WWE #Wrestlmania41 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!

Did we just catch a glimpse of a #JadeCargill nipple? #Wrestlemania41 #WWE

The #JeyUso win wouldve been more dramatic if #Gunther had "gone to sleep" and we got the image of the ref raising his hand to check for consciousness. I never wouldve guess the Ring General would tap so quickly... Regardless, AAAAAAAAAAAAND NEEEEEEEEEEEW!!! #Wrestlemania41

Have a gore-iffic saturday people! youtu.be/mK4Y-8Z9SjM

#SethRollins music hits and he comes out in a red hat that reads "Make Arson Great Again".... get it?

"booby stickers" is how I chose to explain to my kids what pasties are when they heard the word and inquired...

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