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If someone not only bought a second ticket to the flea circus, they bought merch (including flea circus bibles), ignored countless experts on fleas (and circuses), and looked you in the face with dead-eyed clarity and said “I CAN SEE THE FLEAS” you’d expect they get put away.

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There are moments where you need to let your natural impulsivity take the wheel. It can supersede self-doubt. I brought my bass guitar out of its case for the first time in maybe a year. I plugged in my laptop to my speakers and played along to a song. That was the good move.

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Please keep yelling at me to finish this game.

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…the hell are these two doin?

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Yes, I’m gonna brag. I’m incredibly efficient at regular pooping. The applause are appreciated. Shout out to water.

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Enabling Trump or Musk into governing positions is like handing a one year old a PS4 controller. They’ll never grasp its actual function, so they’ll fuck about with the knobs, wave it around, put it in their mouth, and eventually smash it on the ground out of boredom.

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You aren’t supposed to run a country like a business. A sociopath runs a country like a business.

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My preference towards colder weather is validated.

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9 days away!! Early donations are welcome. Very welcome. In fact I insist! Thanks to the amazing Kylie Moore at New Jersey 101.5 for covering this!

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Obligatory #stpatricksday post.

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::thunder:: Me - Ah yes. I remember there was something I liked about warmer weather.

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Marvel really had a good run with having profound shit to say. This was also the movie where J.J. came back as a Bill O’Riley type. These Spidey movies were miracles.

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Stacked cast boy howdy. I’m excited about this one.

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James Gunn era Johnny.

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Obligatory first X-Files investigation post.

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Time to sprinkle some sesame seeds on some bullshit sesame/scallion oil noodles that I made for breakfast. ::doesn’t read label, dumps lemon pepper on noodles:: …. Oh yeah? Fuck you! ::eats anyway::

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If Donald Trump was your Middle School principal you would have thought him a tool.

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Rainy day mood:

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There’s a handful of reoccurring motifs in my dreams. One is having to retake a school year/getting sent back a grade. (we can explore what that’s about later) And as a US citizen, I can’t help feeling a bit like Bart at the moment.

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Sometimes I watch the Buckaroo Banzai end credits a few times in a row for a boost of happy brain chemicals. I have never seen the movie.

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Whats taking me so long?

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I’d like to see someone shit on the Arkham Knight opening and not get the tar beat out of them. I’m doing everything but checking on “the smoking guy” and my goodness, the detail work on this diner.

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Nothing really puts the kibash on my early morning brooding like a furniture commercial interrupting a 10 hour YouTube video of a thunderstorm I put on in the background. Really takes me out of the moment. I hate you, YouTube.

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Bad news: *gestures wildly* Good news: I’m getting the good pizza tonight.

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Caught some dude whistling Ludwigs second phase theme from Bloodborne and I called out that nerds ass for it. Video games fucking rule.

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Captain America was fine but goddamn was it kinda broken. Watch the TV series instead.

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Dog sitting and we’re drinking scotch and watching my comfort show.

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Christian Bale deserves all the praise in the world for playing such a weird little space goblin in Thor Love and Thunder. I will hear nothing to the contrary.

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Every time I feel a little something in my internal organs I wonder to myself whether or not that’s gonna be a hospital bill I’ll have to address one day.

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“I Think You’re Really Pretty (And I Wanna Smooch Your Face)” This Valentines Day, send this to the face you want to smooch.

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Cardiologists demanding to know why eggs became the primary source of nutrition for Americans.

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The Pope on Trumps deportation policies:

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Happy Superb Owl to all who celebrate.

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

If we’re very lucky, this administration still wont get anything done because they’re so stupid. If we’re lucky.

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

Once again, half of America is proven to be full grown petulant babies. They want what they want when they want it with zero foresight or humility.

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

How many drops is this for you, lieutenant?

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

I MET HIM AT THE CAAANDYYY STOOORE!

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

Democrat infighting and finger-pointing out there is embarrassing. Moderates shouldn’t be blaming people for having a conscience. Progressives need to stop preaching from a moral high ground. The bomb has dropped. Shut the fuck up and get to work. What’s your plan?

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

Having collected more East Asian ingredients has led to more inspired breakfast choices in the kitchen. I woke up late. Really late. I’m also going to do laundry. And vacuum.

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

I was gonna prepare to leave town for more interesting pastures towards NY come next year. But now I might be preparing to leave the country at this rate. I’m not joking. Either way, I have work to do.

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“Lol” but like “lol” as in “Im laughing with tears of madness streaming down my face, real batshit cackling, pit of despair lunacy” kind of stuff, brought to you by myyyyyyyy government. ::whips phone out window::

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