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johnnyknack.bsky.social
Not to be confused with that other person of the same name
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As they say in Dublin, "Asthma bollix"
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"Bries are good, bries are good. These bleddy bries are good"
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This is a bit funnier if you imagine the confessor is Cagney and the "partner" Lacey
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There are many things around here that call that pun to mind but Bank of Ire is definitely one
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Improved though it be, the Bank of Ireland is still a hard-drive load of e-poop
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You can pick inanimate objects too. I picked a plank
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Now your old job has an annual memorial day for you when everybody walks around the office with a pair of the panties over their trousers/jeans/skirts/heads.
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At least you gave him the steam off your piss
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D'Izzard of Oz
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Dizzards!
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What? No self-respecting priest would regard this as a confession. FOR CHRIST'S SAKE, MAN, HAVE YOU DONE ANYTHING SINFUL?
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I'm so sorry about this but.... ...LETTUCE see what happens. Again, apologies.
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[Wife gives thumbs up while vomiting into bucket for 14th time this year]
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"The National Lottery. It couldn't be you"
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"Wanna a hole in one? Step on a landmine. You'll get a hole in one. Huge hole."
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This looks amazing!
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Qrishing
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Native Latin speaker from ancient Rome. Can confirm.
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And he's been watching it every day since, b-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum tishhhhh