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Unapologetically in love with Milwaukee. Brewers Bucks Packers Badgers Admirals AFC Wimbledon Bleachers 🍅🍅🍅
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Me responding to birthday wishes on facebook

Checking the Tesla stock price quickly becoming my favorite hobby

Not to brag but I just got a Nielsen Rating survey in the mail

Why are logos on hats upside down? It makes zero sense. Is this what getting old is like?

“Your outtie drives a cybertruck”

Shout out to the NHL for letting their star players risk injury for an actual competitive all star weekend. Best decision they’ve made in years.

We letting Kia boys in the dunk contest now?

When Milwaukee gets mentioned in Severance

I love how everyone’s solutions to fixing nba ratings are always crazy rule changes and never “what if we started games on time”

I wish we could make it law that any political discourse on funding has to be in terms of “cost per tax payer” instead of the total cost.

Trump gonna have me rooting for team Canada in the Nations Face-Off

2027 is a 27 paycheck year. So it ain’t all bad.

Yes

Shakira still got it

Why are we letting Will Smith on stage at award shows…

Jerry jones no longer the worst owner in Dallas

“It’s been January for months in both directions” - Kaveh Akbar

Is Pat at the 4 right now!?

Social Network is such a good movie that a part of me still hesitates to hate Mark Zuckerberg

Imagine being me at the fiserv forum watching Dame record his first triple double as a Buck and then getting home a half hour later and finding out it didn’t count.

Shut up and take my money

Trying to listen to a hockey game on the radio when you know zero players by name

I hope Craig Counsell watches the outpouring of love Uecker gets from the city of Milwaukee over the next several months and realizes what he threw away.

Mr. Baseball indeed

Gonna be hard to look at my most prized possession for quite some time

“American Family Field at Bob Uecker Stadium” Do it now. Shoulda been done 5 years ago.

Found out I can never rub my eyes again. And let me tell ya. Nothing has ever made me want to rub my eyes more.

Mac Miller wears a PJ Hill Badger jersey for an entire music video and I fell like that’s a piece of trivia I shoulda known already

NHL putting the winter classic in Miami is peak “we have no idea how to market this sport”

Wemby guarding Dame is a scene straight out of space jam

100% on Matt.

Another reminder that my hometown is actually damn pretty!! #Milwaukee

Chicago team getting their asses handed to them at Wrigley Field. Nothing out of the ordinary here.

I always figured winter vests were the worst of both worlds. Turns out they’re the best of both.

Lost in fantasy by .12 points. This is my grinch origin story.

Me watching Josh Jacobs single handily knock me out of my fantasy football playoffs

Sometime before the end of the year, the packers are going to fake the direct snap to Kraft and it’s going to go for a free 50+ yard TD

Manifesting waking up to a headline that AJ Johnson got an underage drinking ticket