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johnross.black
he/him • 33 Video Editor • Actor • Gamer I do comedy in NYC and watch a lot of movies and TV. BlackJohnRoss on other socials. Passively trying to grow my twitch. Actively trying to get more into DnD. http://offqcomedy.com https://johnathanross.com
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We gotta get rid of email reactions. The reaction shit has gone too far.

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Ok interesting. I see this but I do think of fishing as fishing because hunting feels like it implies killing where as fishing you could catch and release and people wouldn’t be like “you didn’t fish good”

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

So who in the white wedding world was like “surely we can do better than plantations— I got it! What’s a modern day plantation gang?” “Some body get Jacobs a cigar and a whisky. YOU OL SUMBITCH YOU CRACKED IT!”

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Harlem was a great show. Wish it got like 1 more season but def worth the watch.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

This was very good and funny.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Back baby 😎

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Hahahahahahaaaaaaaaa

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

White people are NOT gonna like this :/

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

My other account was suspended for a violation but I think it’s cus I was signing into one of the bsky video app betas with the wrong password. @moderation.bsky.app haaaaaalp pls reinstate offq.lol

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

You’ve been murdered. Who do you want on the case? Preferably in her post murder era when she is willing to get even with mfs

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Fuck what you heard. Busses in NYC are great.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

War Pigs cover by T-Pain

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NYC FOLKS TODAY IS THE ~LAST DAY~ TO CHANGE YOUR VOTER REGISTRATION TO “DEMOCRAT” SO YOU CAN VOTE IN THE MAYORAL PRIMARY.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

It would be annoying but funny if the press started asking questions for only Musk to answer PresSec: “Pres. Trump believes that—“ Reporter: “I’m so sorry, we want to know what the person with the actual power has to say about it.” PS:“Like I said Pres. Trump—“ R:“Look if you don’t know that’s fine”

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

I do think if these: “men are trash” “white people are racist”“[random zodiac sign] are the worst” make sense then “[US state] sucks” can also track but idk why that’s some people’s line 🤷🏾‍♂️

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Learning I’ve failed as a husband because while my wife has seen Paddington 2 (a perfect movie) I’ve yet to show her Paddington 1 (also a perfect movie) so she’s not ready for Paddington in Peru 😭😭😭

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

I also nominate “Greenbackland”. Has a je ne slur quoi about it.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

This is kinda funny cus it’s so transparent. Like they didn’t even remove any of the white holidays. Arbor Day? Presidents’ Day? Flag Day? Saint Patrick’s Day!? Couldn’t throw a single white holiday on the list to even balance it out?

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“Say Drake 😀” Quick sketch of Kendrick #halftime

submitted 14 days ago • 58 comments

Oh no. This excerpt :(

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Ah fuck this was great

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way funnier than the conservatives who hated Kendrick Lamar's Super Bowl halftime show are the conservatives who thought he was doing the ultimate patriotic ode to America

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"law enforcement is 💫working to determine💫 applicable charges in this incident."

submitted 14 days ago • 3 comments

The story telling Kendrick commits to is IMPRESSIVE.

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

New post: A list of my recommended Google alternatives (2025 edition), from Firefox (vs Chrome) to DuckDuckGo (vs Google Search). www.diversetechgeek.com/recommended-... #Google #tech

submitted 15 days ago • 4 comments

22% of Kendrick’s Grammys are for Not Like Us.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

PSN going through one of it's longest outages ever.

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

@flashes.blue okay! Progress! The test flight is now just saying “not currently accepting new testers” instead of weird unknown error!

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Today is one of my childhood best friend’s birthdays. We don’t stay in touch as often and I got rid of Facebook but I hope you’re having a happy birthday Zach!

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

@ilovelancelot.bsky.social and I got to do a show together and we looked good! Ft. [@natsilverman.bsky.social](skeets://profile?did=did:plc:fwcsb3lruuqa6uicvptsv7ie) 📸 by @jtcanshoot (insta)

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"The soaring price of eggs has forced Waffle House to add a temporary surcharge on customers’ orders. The Georgia-based chain is adding a 50-cent charge per egg because of the 'nationwide rise in cost of eggs,' according to signs posted at its restaurants."

submitted 20 days ago • 138 comments

Retroactively you ain't a citizen. Ya daddy. His daddy. His daddy daddy. His daddy daddy daddy. Daddy Daddy Daddy daddy...

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

I'm actually fine with banning birthright citizenship but only if we run it back to 1492.

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